Guess whats in my pocket?

flotek72

A toenail from a cat. It didn't enter into the pocket the traditional way.

slimgirljo15

A $50 note he stole from me.. give it back

pizzamyheart

A single pearl from her old necklace. She likes to go to seafood restaurants and pretend that she found it in the oysters.

Pandemonium_

Three old beans. Its her escape plan to grow the giant beanstalk.

pizzamyheart

Lip gloss. But never ask to use it. He uses it for the dry skin in between his toes.

Pandemonium_

A small bag of dandruff she has collected from random passengers on her daily bus commute.

Ironwoman1111

A piece of chewed up gum he found under his chair at the movie theatre.

Machafin

Receipt?

Pandemonium_

One of those little troll pencil toppers. He pulls it out and tickles his own neck with it, giggles and says "Oh, stop it you"

s131951

A lucky raccoon paw.

Pandemonium_

A chicken foot, eyes of a newt, and the bones of arthritic, three toed sloth.

flotek72

An electronic bug repellent machine hooked into an extension cord.

slimgirljo15

Marbles and chewing gum, it's been chewed and has no flavour left but he saves it anyway

Pandemonium_

Exactly 37 removal ball point pen tops, with the plastic points chewed flat.

flotek72

Duke Pukem action figure. About to pitch it to Hasbro.

slimgirljo15

Cracker crumbs

flotek72

A hard boiled egg that was once cut in half, the yolk scooped out and now glued back together.

s131951

Vegemite. I know Jo is not above me, it's for flo.

slimgirljo15

flotek72 wrote: »

A hard boiled egg that was once cut in half, the yolk scooped out and now glued back together.

😮 get your hand out of my pocket and stop touching my egg

His lunch.. a sausage, lettuce leaf covered in mayonnaise and a slice of cheese.

flotek72

A patch sown in of a picture of Mrs. Doubtfire.

slimgirljo15

Dentures, he found them on his morning walk.

flotek72

A 1.6 ounce kettlebell that she plans to do exercises with on her pinky finger later.

AyeRon18

a tamagotchi

flotek72

A miniature chia pet of Voldemort.

s131951

flotek72 wrote: »

A miniature chia pet of Voldemort.

You're not supposed to say that!!!!

A growing shadow.

pizzamyheart

A candy cell phone he got from a candy machine for 25 cents. He uses it as current cell phone, which is why he isn't answering your calls. We aren't sure who he's talking to on it.

mommabear4315

A yellow crayon.

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mommabear4315

bacon_yes wrote: »

3 AA batteries

There’s only two 😏

A pocket knife.

flotek72

Safety scissors and a baby carrot.