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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
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    Not a banana.... you're totally happy to see me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Not a banana.... you're totally happy to see me

    I'm a girl.. it's a banana :D

    Idk what he has in his pocket but it's sticky cause when he shakes your hand it's kinda like glue on it.. you have to tug to let go.
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
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    Not a banana.... you're totally happy to see me

    I'm a girl.. it's a banana :D

    Idk what he has in his pocket but it's sticky cause when he shakes your hand it's kinda like glue on it.. you have to tug to let go.

    You were so not there when I typed that (face palm)
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Rubber underwear. When things get tough at work he likes to pull them out and ask others to put them on...just in case “things get sticky up in here”. That’s what he says.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Mensa yearly membership dues receipt
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A cucumber with some holes poked into it. When bored they pull it out and pretend it’s s harmonica.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    ROFL. I do play a Hohner blues harp. B)
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A fake finger so she can pretend that her finger was cut off by her harp strings whenever the audience doesn’t seem in to the music as much as she thinks they should be
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    A bikini top made out of black olives. Don't tell anyone, but she's planning to have a reduction and the pepperoni will be too large.
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    Lint
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    A tiny solar system that launches gold, heart-shaped satellites to photograph her face.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Nuts and bolts
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    Lip gloss and a selfie stick
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A koala bear named Stevie. She has him trained to steal circus peanuts. Currently she's working on upgrading to candy corns.
  • MoxyLeigh
    MoxyLeigh Posts: 433 Member
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    Snap-pops and a whoopee cushion
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Sunscreen
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    She's got one hand in her pocket
    And the other one is giving a high five
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Exactly 2,115 fortunes from his favorite Chinese restaurant. He orders an egg roll and a fortune cookie every day, searching for the perfect fortune.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    Exactly 2,115 fortunes from his favorite Chinese restaurant. He orders an egg roll and a fortune cookie every day, searching for the perfect fortune.

    is this slang? :smirk:
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
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    A list of hot mum's available