Guess whats in my pocket?

slimgirljo15

I toothbrush and comb for when she spends a night away from home

pizzamyheart

A hot dog with googely eyes. She says it’s her wiener friend. She calls it peter.

Pandemonium_

Faces painted on the insides of the pockets. One side is Tom Selleck, the other is Nicholas Cage. She loves pulling them out on her lunch hour. She also enjoys telling people shes been the jam in a Tom and Nicholas sandwich many times.

pizzamyheart

A tiny wig. He likes to put it on the ketchup bottle at lunch and pretend “she” is his lunch date.

Pandemonium_

An old tv remote control with the words "Nuclear missile" written in sharpie under the big red power button. She can often be seen with her hand in her pocket, furiously moving her index finger whenever she sees another woman talking to Bernard, the produce clerk with the flowing hair.

Sharsou

You don’t wanna know

pizzamyheart

An old piece of chicken wrapped in tin foil. He tells people it’s an ancient monkey foot. He tells you that if you caress it while it’s in his pocket you’ll have a good fortune.

Tigg_er

27 corks from old bottles of wine

Pandemonium_

A handful of old screw top soda bottle caps. Its been his lifelong goal to find the winning cap from the 1982 contest to win a Coca Cola hat.

Tigg_er

Wire ties from loafs of bread,, planning to make a rope to climb the tallest mountain

slimgirljo15

Your fingers

pizzamyheart

Someone elses fingers. We don't know who they belong to and they are starting to smell.

Pandemonium_

The testicles of Rudolph Valentino, which she bought off a dark web auction. She claims the pheromones still seep from them and give her luck.

pizzamyheart

A set of plastic vampire fangs from the Dollar General. Whenever he finds dried up produce st the grocery store he puts them on, finds a worker to show them the dried out produce and says “my job here is done...blah blah blah”

Pandemonium_

A raw steak. She whips it out at the grocery, slaps people with it and yells "You cant have your pudding if you dont eat your meat". Then throws instant pudding boxes at them and runs.

pizzamyheart

A ball gag. He hands it to unsuspecting people, whispers, "This is for later, I'll be waiting" and sashays away

Pandemonium_

A muzzle, two clothespins, and a taser. She will not hesitate to use them on herself when cornered by the pta, door to door religion salesmen, soccer moms, or cheerful morning people. Works every time.

pizzamyheart

A sushi roll. It’s old and stinky and covered in lint but it still makes him feel fancy

Pandemonium_

12 crumpled packets of sweet n low. In an effort to rid the world of this evil, she takes every packet she can from each restaurant and discards them.

slimgirljo15

A tiny dead spider, it was his little friend Winky whom he accidently stepped on. In penance he lovingly carries his little buddys body with him everywhere he goes.