What’s a red flag for you?

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  • kill_with_kindmess
    kill_with_kindmess Posts: 4 Member
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    If they ever thought David Letterman was funny

    *standing ovation* (too lazy to insert gif)
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    edited April 2023
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    People who are able to poop whenever, wherever

    People who have loose an.us's 🤔 anuses🤔 anusi 🤔 what's the proper term? Need love also
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    People who are able to poop whenever, wherever

    People who have loose an.us's 🤔 anuses🤔 anusi 🤔 what's the proper term? Need love also
    😂 I don’t even know what to say
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    If he brags about his family heirlooms like his recently inherited grandpa’s and dad’s old prison number.
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
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    Thinks just because she has boobs I have to hold the door open for her. My friend Ricardo has probably a c cup and I don't hold the door for him
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Thinks just because she has boobs I have to hold the door open for her. My friend Ricardo has probably a c cup and I don't hold the door for him

    I would hold the door for Ricardo. It sounds like he needs the help
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
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    Eats your food and not theirs. Especially fries
  • Fight_Lift_Repeat
    Fight_Lift_Repeat Posts: 137 Member
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    When they know multiple other songs from one hit wonder bands of the 90s.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    If he has no female friends that he doesn’t want to *kitten*
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
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    If she has *kitten* her male friends
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    If he brags about his family heirlooms like his recently inherited grandpa’s and dad’s old prison number.

    Are we speaking specifically about the family jewels? Or is this a euphemism I am unfamiliar with?
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    If he brags about his family heirlooms like his recently inherited grandpa’s and dad’s old prison number.

    Are we speaking specifically about the family jewels? Or is this a euphemism I am unfamiliar with?

    🤣
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    edited April 2023
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    If he still writes on bathroom walls
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
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    If he still writes on bathroom walls

    What about light poles?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,510 Member
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    Immature
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Anyone who willingly and purposely gives up McDonald’s hashbrowns.
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,506 Member
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    When a so-called friend gets with a guy you had history with or vice-versa.
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
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    I never understood why people get so upset about that.
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    If he still writes on bathroom walls

    What about light poles?

    What about them? If you’re licking that light pole on Main Street again, then yeah. 🚩
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
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    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    I never understood why people get so upset about that.

    Because it’s gross