What’s a red flag for you?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    *changes name..

    Might I suggest DaddySparklePizza?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited February 3
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    There are certain patterns in user name choice that are an instant red flag for me. I’m not naming names so don’t ask
    Like....pinkykinycuffs?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    There are certain patterns in user name choice that are an instant red flag for me. I’m not naming names so don’t ask
    Like....pinkykinycuffs?

    You can’t trick me
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 9,355 Member
    If I have to ask if he’s married.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,608 Member
    edited February 8
    They don’t know what a blueberry, cut strawberry, beets, avocado, grocery store discount cards are. Thought cooking rice would be like popcorn and didn’t add any water.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    They don’t know what a blueberry, cut strawberry, beets, avocado, grocery store discount cards are. Thought cooking rice would be like popcorn and didn’t add any water.
    This is a person who has never seen the inside of a kitchen. I hope they’re OK😂
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,608 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    They don’t know what a blueberry, cut strawberry, beets, avocado, grocery store discount cards are. Thought cooking rice would be like popcorn and didn’t add any water.
    This is a person who has never seen the inside of a kitchen. I hope they’re OK😂

    I called him out a while back for not knowing how to make box pancakes. I said, you’re a momma’s
    boy aren’t you. He said yes, how did I know. 🤦🏻‍♀️ He says he shops at dollar general and eats gummy bears and monster energy for breakfast and steals his coworker’s food out of the work fridge….. I honestly don’t know why I’m talking to him other than I find it fascinating and am trying to teach him how to fend for himself. He says he can’t do it but I told him he can and he’s gonna learn. I’m like, there’s YouTube that can show you how to do anything and he said he doesn’t usually follow any directions. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Keep trying to pop that rice then!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    They don’t know what a blueberry, cut strawberry, beets, avocado, grocery store discount cards are. Thought cooking rice would be like popcorn and didn’t add any water.
    This is a person who has never seen the inside of a kitchen. I hope they’re OK😂

    I called him out a while back for not knowing how to make box pancakes. I said, you’re a momma’s
    boy aren’t you. He said yes, how did I know. 🤦🏻‍♀️ He says he shops at dollar general and eats gummy bears and monster energy for breakfast and steals his coworker’s food out of the work fridge….. I honestly don’t know why I’m talking to him other than I find it fascinating and am trying to teach him how to fend for himself. He says he can’t do it but I told him he can and he’s gonna learn. I’m like, there’s YouTube that can show you how to do anything and he said he doesn’t usually follow any directions. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Keep trying to pop that rice then!
    😂😂😂
    Oh my goodness you got yourself a project

  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 9,355 Member
    If he reaches over and takes food off my plate.
    First off, it’s rude.
    Second, Melissa doesn’t share food. 🤨
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,608 Member
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  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 77 Member
    He won’t post pics of you together on his social media. He a playa! My sista run…run as fast as you can!
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 5,016 Member
    RiaStartingOver wrote: »
    He won’t post pics of you together on his social media. He a playa! My sista run…run as fast as you can!

    What if mfp is his only social media - and he just really doesn’t know how to post on hur ??
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    RiaStartingOver wrote: »
    He won’t post pics of you together on his social media. He a playa! My sista run…run as fast as you can!

    What if mfp is his only social media - and he just really doesn’t know how to post on hur ??
    The smart ones just have a finsta
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    When he invites you to a Valentine’s Day lunch because he has to work late.
  • Lovelynoms
    Lovelynoms Posts: 5 Member
    They talk about dying if you leave them. (3 of my exes ) :#
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 9,355 Member
    If I have to do all the talking.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 9,355 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 9,355 Member
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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,195 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    Ok that made me laugh 😂

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