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  • Vikka_VVikka_V Member Posts: 9,457 Member Member Posts: 9,457 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's good at walking in heels

    charmer!
    I got my sitting/standing shoes, and my walking shoes! Glad you know the difference!
  • Vikka_VVikka_V Member Posts: 9,457 Member Member Posts: 9,457 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    wtf why is that wrong

    Same with day breathing, and eating breathing - breathing noise can be a super 'no go', fyi @iMago
    ...triggers...triggers...triggers
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    wtf why is that wrong

    Same with day breathing, and eating breathing - breathing noise can be a super 'no go', fyi @iMago
    ...triggers...triggers...triggers

    But the right kind of breathing is the best asmr

    Like heavy deep breathing that’s totally relaxed

    We need more asmrtists to record people while they sleep is what we need
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 7,210 Member Member Posts: 7,210 Member
    when she disappears for days every time the Dad bod thread has new posts
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me
  • Vikka_VVikka_V Member Posts: 9,457 Member Member Posts: 9,457 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through

    i knew it somehow i always knew it

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  • will_it_go_round_in_circleswill_it_go_round_in_circles Member Posts: 949 Member Member Posts: 949 Member
    if she pees standing up
  • MaltedTeaMaltedTea Member, Premium Posts: 5,169 Member Member, Premium Posts: 5,169 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through

    But- But what if her notis aren't on? 🤷🏿‍♀️ (...puts on what she suspects is a "Boomer Voice"): "Why doesn't any one call anymore?"

    Also, I have the attention span of a hummingbird so.........

    Wait, what are we talking about again?
    edited November 2020
  • eatpolerepeateatpolerepeat Member Posts: 23,496 Member Member Posts: 23,496 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    My phone battery is pretty useless
  • eatpolerepeateatpolerepeat Member Posts: 23,496 Member Member Posts: 23,496 Member
    if she pees standing up

    Unless she has a shewee
  • CacoEtherCacoEther Member Posts: 2,465 Member Member Posts: 2,465 Member
    if she pees standing up

    Unless she has a shewee

    Or a go girl
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,972 Member Member Posts: 1,972 Member
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,972 Member Member Posts: 1,972 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point

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  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point

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  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Member Posts: 1,972 Member Member Posts: 1,972 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point

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    tl0bup9utjkt.jpg

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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member Member, Premium Posts: 15,688 Member
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