What’s a red flag for you?

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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,547 Member
    He drives a Jeep
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,547 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    frequently has a mental breakdown and needs me to talk her out of bleaching her hair

    You said you wouldn’t tell anyone! 😢 😜
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    He drives a Jeep

    😬😱..

    Need more specific... Wranglers?

    (I drive a jeep Cherokee )
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    frequently has a mental breakdown and needs me to talk her out of bleaching her hair

    You said you wouldn’t tell anyone! 😢 😜

    It's all going to be fine, take a deep breath and now put the tinting brush down. Nice and easy!
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,547 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    He drives a Jeep

    😬😱..

    Need more specific... Wranglers?

    (I drive a jeep Cherokee )

    Oh, absolutely the Wranglers. 😀
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,547 Member
    If he can’t be within 5min of being on time.
    If I’m important to you, you’ll go to the effort of being on time or don’t bother.
    I don’t have the time to waste. 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 16,547 Member
    Predictable 🙄
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    if she is not careful with her ankle monitor and ends up making my ear ring :'(
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    A red flag. Everything else is all green lights.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Adding too much garlic to their pizza so I wouldn't make a move later
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    Won’t add garlic to their pizza in solidarity
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When there are no red flags. Don’t believe the hype.
  • keskan
    keskan Posts: 3 Member
    Not wanting to put in the work to achieve the outcomes they claim to want.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    Won’t add garlic to their pizza in solidarity

    😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If she doesn't hate her feet
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    If they want to have their wedding reception at Walmart because that’s where they met, over there by the yogurt and cheese. It’s romantic.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    If they want to have their wedding reception at Walmart because that’s where they met, over there by the yogurt and cheese. It’s romantic.

    I know a couple that has their anniversary at huddle house every year because of this reason. 😂

  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Mentions prostitutes often. Suss
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When they marry me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When they try and take your tater tots.
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    When they are super possessive over their.. tots.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    If they want to have their wedding reception at Walmart because that’s where they met, over there by the yogurt and cheese. It’s romantic.

    I know a couple that has their anniversary at huddle house every year because of this reason. 😂

    Oh great…now I’m gonna have to have my wedding reception and anniversary celebration on MFP.
    I’m mad because I was trying to think of that joke
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    If they want to have their wedding reception at Walmart because that’s where they met, over there by the yogurt and cheese. It’s romantic.

    I know a couple that has their anniversary at huddle house every year because of this reason. 😂

    Oh great…now I’m gonna have to have my wedding reception and anniversary celebration on MFP.


    😁😆😁🥹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    I’ll be the flower girl 🌸🌼🌸🌼
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    Mentions prostitutes often. Suss

    My friend is from Thailand and she mentioned that during a job interview for a designer position in Germany. And the German HR goes, "The Thai economy is not doing so well huh? How are all the prostitutes handling it?" 😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I’m colourblind, I can’t see the red flags
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    ⌚🚽⛔ 😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If they keep making the ahegao face
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    ⌚🚽⛔ 😂

    Teenagers and their hieroglyphs. I think it says “time to poop do not enter ha ha”
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If they take one look at me and go, "let's turn off the lights, shall we?"
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    twitchymcgee wrote: »
    FeastRepeat wrote: »
    ⌚🚽⛔ 😂

    Teenagers and their hieroglyphs. I think it says “time to poop do not enter ha ha”

    Not what I was going for but I dig your interpretation!

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