Fake Quotes and the people who never said them

Sunshine_And_Sand

“Common Core Math is idiotic and more confusing than helpful.” Me and lots of other people
... oh wait. That’s a real one. I/we all really said that.

Motorsheen

pizzamyheart wrote: »

"Fire, fire, he he ha ha ho ho" t- @caco_ethes

I'm pretty sure that one is true.

Motorsheen

" Fo' Shizzle Mah Nizzle! " ~ President James K. Polk

Versicolour

That one by Betty White supposedly.... You know, the one about various parts of male and female anatomy that I am not allowed to post in the community because of rules and stuff

LiftingSpirits

"Brownies are overrated"
@pizzamyheart

pizzamyheart

“I am no better than anyone else”
-Mariah Carey

cee134

"I ran 17 miles today." - @LiftingSpirits

RunHardBeStrong

cee134 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

LiftingSpirits

"You're right" - any teenager to their parents

isalsayourface123

Today is a good day to have a good day.

oscar the grouch

pizzamyheart

I don’t even like wieners. I prefer brats.
- Kevin spacey

pizzamyheart

Those pants make you look fat
- Mike

pizzamyheart

Omg these skinny jeans are waaaay tooo big.
- me

kam26001

You get a medal, you get a medal, you ALL get a medal!

- General Patton

pizzamyheart

“I’ve been dissatisfied with anal probing lately”
-Bob the Alien, somewhere in New Mexico

cee134

"I saw a UFO." -Carl Sagan