Fake Quotes and the people who never said them
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »@cee134 sends "Good morning, beautiful" texts every morning at 8:08am
"You've just moved up on my list." -LiftingSpirits1 -
"You are really not that gorgeous"
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“Brain surgery is like making pizza dough....you just can’t drop it on the floor”
- @JustReadTheInstructions3 -
“I think I have peepee envy”
- @SwannySez1 -
"I don't even like pizza." - @pizzamyheart2
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"Who doesn’t want an ancient Jedi Master or one of the most beloved superheroes in the world telling them to get to bed?" - @your_future_ex_wife1
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"I get so tired of Halloween it's not even funny." - @JustReadTheInstructions2
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"Who doesn’t want an ancient Jedi Master or one of the most beloved superheroes in the world telling them to get to bed?" - @your_future_ex_wife
you hacked my DMs didn’t you0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »"Who doesn’t want an ancient Jedi Master or one of the most beloved superheroes in the world telling them to get to bed?" - @your_future_ex_wife
you did not hacked my DMs didn’t you
- @your_future_ex_wife0 -
“I’m a size A cup, and that seems adequate”
- Dolly Parton2 -
Lynard Skynyrd once said that they are from Jacksonville, Florida, not Deleware
Edited due to autocorrect changing the band name to Lunar Synard3 -
“I originally wanted emerald slippers and a ruby city, but my editor changed it without consulting me.” L. Frank Baum2
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »They might be giants.1
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Reckoner68 wrote: »I am not a fire truck1
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Uh what? Not enough cats, YO.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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CanesGalactica wrote: »
Uh what? I don't own any cats, YO.
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CanesGalactica wrote: »
Uh what? I don't own any cats, YO.
You take that slander back, good sir! :laugh:1
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