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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    There may come a time when you run out of toilet paper, I heard sandpaper is a great substitute.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    There may come a time when you run out of toilet paper, I heard sandpaper is a great substitute.

    Nah, poison ivy leaves are better
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Melt that ice in your windshield with some boiling water. Helps you get to work faster in the winter.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    There may come a time when you run out of toilet paper, I heard sandpaper is a great substitute.

    Nah, poison ivy leaves are better

    Duly noted :D
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles

    "jeez why don't you smile more sweetheart hahahahaha"
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    definitely become friends with @PaperDoll_ and then ask her to sing for you. Your day will be made.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles

    "jeez why don't you smile more sweetheart hahahahaha"

    That oughta do it!

    For real tho, please say that to some random woman while waiting in line at the grocery store
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles

    "jeez why don't you smile more sweetheart hahahahaha"

    That oughta do it!

    For real tho, please say that to some random woman while waiting in line at the grocery store

    its almost as good as driving past her, rolling down the window and catcalling her
  • Thearchybunker78
    Thearchybunker78 Posts: 317 Member
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    You should totally go back to her house. I dont think the ring on her finger means anything or her constant scratching her crotch. Youre totally safe with her bro.
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
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    Sniff your fingers. A lot.
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Trust that fart....
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    definitely become friends with @PaperDoll_ and then ask her to sing for you. Your day will be made.

    😂 Yep, I hate you.

    🤗
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
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    Ladies, go through his phone while he sleeps. You will only find things about how much he likes you and texts to his guy friends about how you might be the one.

    Tell him when he wakes up. He will appreciate how much you care.
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
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    DouchetownBrohouse wrote: »
    Ladies, go through his phone while he sleeps. You will only find things about how much he likes you and texts to his guy friends about how you might be the one.

    Tell him when he wakes up. He will appreciate how much you care.

    Works like a charm. And don't allow him to go alone to meet his friends, you're his trophy, he should show you off at all times
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    make sure and include the phrase "you don't have to respond" at the end of your first toxic rekindle the relationship text after 3 years of no contact
  • steph6556
    steph6556 Posts: 575 Member
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    Go ahead, better to ask forgiveness than permission

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