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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    when someone gets a haircut, or changes anything about their appearance, make sure to ask “did you mean for it to look like that?”
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited August 2020
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    let her know that the reason you are getting her flowers every week is because you have a crush on the florist.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    never be afraid to tell her what a great friend she is

    or how she’s like the sister you never had.

    idk i like being “like a stepsister” anyways
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Walking her home and following her home are one and the same thing.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

    ...wait, this is bad advice???
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

    Nonononono. Truly terrible advice
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

    ...wait, this is bad advice???

    TRULY TERRIBLE
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited August 2020
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    It's a great idea to go donate blood right before your third date. Your date will go well
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    never adapt, it shows weakness
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".

    "just don't worry about it haha"
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".

    "just don't worry about it haha"

    am cured
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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    edited August 2020
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    Getting a gynaecological exam through a video call is both smart and safe.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    When someone asks if you watch foreign films, you can definitely mention those Japanese videos you watch at night.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    When someone asks if you watch foreign films, you can definitely mention those Japanese videos you watch at night.

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  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    When someone asks if you watch foreign films, you can definitely mention those Japanese videos you watch at night.

    z50fsyn4jz1k.gif

    😂🤗🤗🤗🤗
  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
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    Don’t be the one who kills the party by being the first to exit the water when a lightning storm is approaching.

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