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Is Giving Out Candy on Halloween Adding to the Obesity Problem?

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  • AnnPT77
    AnnPT77 Posts: 37,327 Community Helper
    earlnabby wrote: »
    AnnPT77 wrote: »
    I feel like I have to post this on some Halloween thread, and this one has already turned South a few times, so I'll risk putting it here.

    Aren't you relieved that there's organic candy corn? Evidently, they couldn't source organic shellac, but fortunately they did find organic carnauba wax. The non-organic carnauba wax is so unhealthy!

    What the actual F?

    Well, those little Lac beetles will go where they want to so there is no way they can control if they eat organic or not. Got to have more control over your livestock to call it organic. At least they know where the palm trees are for the wax.

    Hmm, I would think there might be some kind of tiny humane free-range corral setup that would be OK with the non-vegan segment of the target demographic.

    ;)
  • lkpducky
    lkpducky Posts: 18,617 Member
    You are all missing the obvious thing to hand out on Halloween...clearly you should be handing out rocks.

    Not only did Charlie Brown not end up with a boatload of extra calories, but he got a good workout carrying around a bag of heavy stones.


    Start collecting now for next year.

    (I may or may not have been trying to figure out if I could hand out paver stones that have been sitting in my driveway for two years the the little blighters).

    Stone soup? (I don't know if any kids read that any more)
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