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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Dear Santa,
    Help @Reckoner68 to not write letters to satan. Or to spell not sure which.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Dear Santa,
    Help @Reckoner68 to not write letters to satan. Or to spell not sure which.

    Whatever, I get the best toys
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa

    I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.

    :lol: I would wear that... If I didn't still have this mom bod

    I'll need you to model it and I'll modify to your liking.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa

    I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.

    :lol: I would wear that... If I didn't still have this mom bod

    I'll need you to model it and I'll modify to your liking.

    Good stuff! There had better be lots of bows for unwrapping!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    You know. :#
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Dear Satan,
    I could really use some motivation to get out of bed. Thanks for everything
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,
    I could really use some motivation to get out of bed. Thanks for everything

    :| satan will bring you oreos.

    Santa will bring you running shoes
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,
    I could really use some motivation to get out of bed. Thanks for everything

    :| satan will bring you oreos.

    Santa will bring you running shoes

    Ill think about that as i lie here
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,
    I could really use some motivation to get out of bed. Thanks for everything

    :| satan will bring you oreos.

    Santa will bring you running shoes

    Ill think about that as i lie here

    Satan and santa delivered me...get up and go AND have cookies afterwards:)
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Dear Satan,

    Just thought I’d say hello.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I probably won't be able to walk in these but it's okay. I can just lounge in them at home 😬

    ohj6go2h7mhh.jpg

    YAS!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I probably won't be able to walk in these but it's okay. I can just lounge in them at home 😬

    ohj6go2h7mhh.jpg

    This is making my ankles hurt 😞
  • notmyachillesheel8
    notmyachillesheel8 Posts: 285 Member
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    Dear Santa:

    Please send me a new Tesla Model S
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Dear santa,

    All I want is a taco and nacho bar for Christmas.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Dear Santa -

    Are there handy man elves your lend out? I could use a team of those :)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa

    I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.

    :lol: I would wear that... If I didn't still have this mom bod

    I'll need you to model it and I'll modify to your liking.

    Good stuff! There had better be lots of bows for unwrapping!

    Sometimes I'm a minimalist.

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