The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

Just_Mel_
Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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What will you use in lieu of TP if you can't get your hands on any during this crazy shortage?
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  • ZenDream
    ZenDream Posts: 208 Member
    No idea. Boggles the mind that this is the new reality.
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    I may subscribe to the newspaper
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Socks
  • balanc79
    balanc79 Posts: 148 Member
    Have woods behind the house so plenty of leaves available
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    My plants
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    oh and if i had to have it i probably just steal it from work. you can easily walk out with one or two rolls a day as long as you act like you're supposed to have them they won't even ask just be confident
  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
    Convert change, to cash!
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Pictures of a ex

    Good use! :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited March 2020
    Napkins🤫(watch.. those will be sold out in a few minutes.. 😂)
  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
    Possible cash toilet paper hoard!

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  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
    Return, to the dating sites & only message/respond to guys whom've pictures of their hoard, with their description being: FULL STOCK!
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Sliced bread
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    Sliced bread

    sourdough or pumpernickel ?
  • joey32411
    joey32411 Posts: 22 Member
    Bidets are coincidentally popping up everywhere for sale for dirt cheap on Amazon. (In all seriousness, though, that's going to be the next thing that will be in short supply, won't it?)
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    I suggest people start using their underwear and go commando.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Lettuce or banana peels might work
  • durhammfp
    durhammfp Posts: 494 Member
    The middle pages of the Sears & Roebuck Wish Book. Anyone remember stashing those in ye olde dependency?
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    😂

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    🤣🤣🤣
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    😂

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    okay, that's pretty funny.

    ....... come to think of it, I do have several bags of frozen kale in the other freezer.
  • midlomel1971
    midlomel1971 Posts: 1,283 Member
    edited March 2020
    Thankfully I just bought a huge package at Target last week before the masses went on their panic TP-buying spree. I went to Kroger last night and they were wiped out and I wanted to punch everyone who bought TP in the face. Not because I needed TP (we'll be fine for several weeks), but because those people are stupid and deserve to be *kitten*-slapped.

    On a positive note, maybe this will inspire people to do the Family Cloth, which can only help the environment, right?
  • midlomel1971
    midlomel1971 Posts: 1,283 Member
    joey32411 wrote: »
    Bidets are coincidentally popping up everywhere for sale for dirt cheap on Amazon. (In all seriousness, though, that's going to be the next thing that will be in short supply, won't it?)

    I don't understand that. It's not like you can easily install a bidet in your bathroom.
  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
    Dryer Lint!
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