The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

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Just_Mel_
Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
What will you use in lieu of TP if you can't get your hands on any during this crazy shortage?
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  • ZenDream
    ZenDream Posts: 208 Member
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    No idea. Boggles the mind that this is the new reality.
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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    I may subscribe to the newspaper
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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    Socks
  • balanc79
    balanc79 Posts: 148 Member
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    Have woods behind the house so plenty of leaves available
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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    My plants
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    oh and if i had to have it i probably just steal it from work. you can easily walk out with one or two rolls a day as long as you act like you're supposed to have them they won't even ask just be confident
  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
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    Convert change, to cash!
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
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    Pictures of a ex

    Good use! :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
    edited March 2020
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    Napkins🤫(watch.. those will be sold out in a few minutes.. 😂)
  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
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    Possible cash toilet paper hoard!

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  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
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    Return, to the dating sites & only message/respond to guys whom've pictures of their hoard, with their description being: FULL STOCK!
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
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    Sliced bread
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Sliced bread

    sourdough or pumpernickel ?