The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

Mr_Healthy_Habits · March 2020

I'm just going to hold it for a week 💁🏽‍♂️

Motorsheen · March 2020

spade117 wrote: »

Just_Mel_ wrote: »

What will you use in lieu of TP if you can't get your hands on any during this crazy shortage?

3 seashells

Treat Yourself

.... go with 5

Motorsheen · March 2020

tams_89 wrote: »

Don't do it.

It will clog the toliets.

ZenDream · March 2020

I'm determined to find the last package of TP in Arizona.

_Miss_chievous_ · March 2020

To all the panic toilet paper buying people... make sure you stock up on condoms so you don't reproduce anymore idiots.

AlexandraFindsHerself1971 · March 2020

There is such a thing as a bottle bidet. They are lovely especially at certain times of the month when one feels less tidy than usual.

TooDamnSweet · March 2020

iMago wrote: »

anybody know if their brand of TP is manufactured here in the US or?

90% of the TP sold in the USA is made in the USA.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/business/toilet-paper-shortage.html

TooDamnSweet · March 2020

Bidet

mommabear4315 · March 2020

Motorsheen wrote: »

Nice way to get a hot 🍑

mommabear4315 · March 2020

CaptAwesome77 wrote: »

Receipt from CVS? That’s usually about as long as a regular roll of toilet paper anyway... not quite the mega rolls though.

No kidding. They give you a small tree every time you buy a candy bar. 🙄

Sand_TIger · March 2020

Just be careful with the paper towels - don't use as much if you don't want a clog. Shower after if you have to. Paper napkins too but again be careful.

Myself, I'll just build an outhouse and use crumpled up junk mail.

ZenDream · March 2020

Empty shelves again this eve. Total lunacy.

cowsfan12 · March 2020

_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »

To all the panic toilet paper buying people... make sure you stock up on condoms so you don't reproduce anymore idiots.

You're the best 😂😂

shaumom · March 2020

spade117 wrote: »

3 seashells

I feel like Steve Rogers. "I understood that reference!" ^_^

Jackie9003 · March 2020

The Sun newspaper!

Derpes · March 2020

Coffee filters

mydogisthebestdogever · March 2020

I can't figure out why nobody is saying baby wipes. I use them on my butt every time I do a number 2 anyway. Lol.
If baby wipes were no longer available, probably wet paper towels or just get in shower and bend over.

_Miss_chievous_ · March 2020

https://youtu.be/_t0wb2-cf3U

The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

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