The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    My daughter's PSA in our bathroom 💩🧻
  • walterm852
    walterm852 Posts: 409 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    What will you use in lieu of TP if you can't get your hands on any during this crazy shortage?
    A smaller/flushable piece of paper towel and a shower ;-)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Old rhyme from many decades ago..

    In days of old
    When men were bold
    And paper not yet invented
    The men used grass
    To whipe their asss
    And walked away contented



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    :D
  • Ikeeptrying2
    Ikeeptrying2 Posts: 156 Member
    Sandpaper....
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    edited March 2020
    Dear Diary,
    Day 7 of holding poop in,
    Driving my car has become harder with each passing mile
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  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
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    So would this be the new "inappropriate" pic to send? ........hey baby, you like what you see?

    Oh baby, give it to me.

  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
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    So would this be the new "inappropriate" pic to send? ........hey baby, you like what you see?

    Hot
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
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    So would this be the new "inappropriate" pic to send? ........hey baby, you like what you see?

    I bring the snacks.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I saw a highly inappropriate meme yesterday about certain sexual activities being suspended during the toilet paper shortage. I snort laughed.
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    I saw a highly inappropriate meme yesterday about certain sexual activities being suspended during the toilet paper shortage. I snort laughed.


    🤣 I predict some people will have one arm bigger than the other after being stuck home for a few weeks 🙊
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    I saw a highly inappropriate meme yesterday about certain sexual activities being suspended during the toilet paper shortage. I snort laughed.


    🤣 I predict some people will have one arm bigger than the other after being stuck home for a few weeks 🙊

    Well with gyms closing everywhere. A person has to work out somehow.

  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    edited March 2020
    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    I saw a highly inappropriate meme yesterday about certain sexual activities being suspended during the toilet paper shortage. I snort laughed.

    I think I know where you saw this. I also snort laughed 🤣
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Toilet paper has now been recalled worldwide because it was found to contain the covid-19 virus
    that was a joke, but that would be hilarious if it were true

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  • Buff_Man
    Buff_Man Posts: 623 Member
    It's time the Western world embraced the bidet, problem solved 💦💦💦
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    Toilet paper has now been recalled worldwide because it was found to contain the covid-19 virus
    that was a joke, but that would be hilarious if it were true

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    the older people will still be safe cos they're mostly not the ones bulk buying I imagine, bulk buyers meet their maker muhaha

    I'm only evil on a Monday... forgive me

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  • gvizzle74
    gvizzle74 Posts: 123 Member
    i'm no longer laughing at my husband for installing a bidet in our house
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,608 Member
    We've had one of those hand-held ones in the closet for a few years but never hooked it up. I think it's time!
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
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