Annoying things the OS does...

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Acting consistently confident in private but then being completely shy and reserved in public. Or vice versa. I find it creepy.

    This me :#

    We're picking on boys here. I'm sure your iteration of this is endearing and only positively memorable.

    The person I'm thinking of who exhibited this the most was like an extreme DOM in private but a model SUB in public. It was truly jarring and the stuff of Ph.D. theses. Nice guy otherwise lol and now I know it's a personal annoyance which must be avoided.

    Besides (prepare yourself for blatant objectification...) if you're wearing outfits like the one in your PP right now, anything possibly negative would be both forgotten and forgiven by any partner lucky enough to be in your presence.

    Whoah...sub/DOM...not what mind was thinking. Sounds like some good stories there😉

    It’s EXACTLY what I was thinking. And i have thoughts
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited April 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real men are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    This conversation has taken so many bends and turns! (Grabs her popcorn...)
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited April 2020
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔

    Well I was never there for the money...
    More so for the on the job training and provided lunch 😬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔

    Well I was never there for the money...
    More so for the on the job training and provided lunch 😬

    Oh good. That’s 72 cents I can save a week. 😃 I’m gonna buy myself something pretty.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔

    Well I was never there for the money...
    More so for the on the job training and provided lunch 😬

    Oh good. That’s 72 cents I can save a week. 😃 I’m gonna buy myself something pretty.

    I'm not wearing it 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔

    Well I was never there for the money...
    More so for the on the job training and provided lunch 😬

    Oh good. That’s 72 cents I can save a week. 😃 I’m gonna buy myself something pretty.

    I'm not wearing it 😂

    I hope not. No one would be able to recognize you in clothes. 🤷‍♀️😂
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real men are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
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    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔

    Well I was never there for the money...
    More so for the on the job training and provided lunch 😬

    Oh good. That’s 72 cents I can save a week. 😃 I’m gonna buy myself something pretty.

    I'm not wearing it 😂

    I hope not. No one would be able to recognize you in clothes. 🤷‍♀️😂

    🤫Ssshhh...

    I told you to take those down after 24
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    anytime they throw out "well a REAL man" would do this or that or whatever

    like how do you know what a "real" man would do sis?

    this ain't a storybook life and there ain't no Prince Charming out there.
    best put those preconceived notions out your head now you'll be a lot happier in the end

    I agree. Real mean are overrated anyhow.

    Personally, I prefer the inflatable variety. Less talking.

    Well I am pretty shy 🙈 and pump up kinds nice 😏

    But you won’t stay in a closet all nice and tucked away when I have company over. 🤷‍♀️

    Well I never said I wasn't a bit of an attention *kitten* 😏

    Unfortunately all real men are. You tie them up, they start rolling around on the floor banging their heads against the closet door and mumbling through the duct tape. People start asking questions. 😒

    Well if you'd learn to poke a little hole so I uh..... They can breath 🙄

    So dramatic. I’m a professional. I’ve not had any men in my care die in years... I mean.. never. 😬

    Well... Not real men anyway? 😏...

    You do offer great life insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️..
    Although I my old doctor 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Don’t be ridiculous. I have a wonderful life insurance policy out on you. 😏

    Friends with benefits are the best kind to have 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏

    Does this mean I can stop paying you? 🤔

    Well I was never there for the money...
    More so for the on the job training and provided lunch 😬

    Oh good. That’s 72 cents I can save a week. 😃 I’m gonna buy myself something pretty.

    I'm not wearing it 😂

    I hope not. No one would be able to recognize you in clothes. 🤷‍♀️😂

    🤫Ssshhh...

    I told you to take those down after 24

    I’d never agree to that. It’s simply poor business practices.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    • Shaving refuse in my sink. It's not hard to wash the basin out when you're done.
    • I want to say snoring, but I know women snore, too.
    • Missing the laundry hamper; not picking up shed clothing.
  • threewins
    threewins Posts: 1,455 Member
    Blue screen of death.
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