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  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Lies to her food diary, only eats Easy Cheese directly from the can and Ellios pizza's although she sometimes combines the two
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She's fallen and she can't get up!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He robs Superhero's closets when they're out saving the world!
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    She keeps pet reindeer - and every year at Christmas she releases one into the forest.
    Then hunts it for sport.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He dresses up as a reindeer hoping she will keep him as a pet
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    She has a Mrs Claus costume
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    But he asked if there was anyway I could exchange it for a Mr. Claus costume.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Really just wants to dress like an overweight elderly man with child abduction issues.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He offered to let me use his dark windowless van...
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    @RunHardBeStrong drove the van and I painted "free WiFi" on the side. It was her idea to abduct the elderly needing the free WiFi.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    But she totally went along with it.. and we just ended up living in the van down by the river
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Throws rocks at happy couples.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Got hit in the head by a rock from a total stranger the other day
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Giggled as she came home from "work" with a pocket full of rocks.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Has holes in her pockets she put there.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Has holes in his pockets that he put there. You don't want to know why.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Has holes in his pockets that he put there. You don't want to know why.

    :D Went around putting her hands in men's pockets looking for holes
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Is running for president.
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Has holes in his pockets that he put there. You don't want to know why.

    :D Went around putting her hands in men's pockets looking for holes

    Are we putting pasta in peoples pants again?
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Inventor of the Pocket Rocket
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    She's an exhausted dance instructor
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Based it on her design.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Verchild wrote: »
    Is running for president.
    Nitroalley2 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Has holes in his pockets that he put there. You don't want to know why.

    :D Went around putting her hands in men's pockets looking for holes

    Are we putting pasta in peoples pants again?

    Well some kind of limp noodle was in there... :o
    Sugarmuse wrote: »
    Inventor of the Pocket Rocket

    Is my biggest customer. Keeps them stashed everywhere!
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    "You can ride on the handlebars on mine," she says, "Really it's not dangerous at all..." before going off-roading
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    She said the same thing to me. I couldn't walk right for a week.
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    edited August 2016
    It wasn't because of the bike and he cried for three days afterwards. He asked that we not talk about *airquotes* the incident
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    edited August 2016
    Blames the reason why he couldn't walk on sugarmuse but he really couldn't walk because he was sore from getting a 'rubdown' from his 95 year old neighbor. (He really enjoyed it )
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    watches her neighbors give/get rubdowns
  • Sugarmuse
    Sugarmuse Posts: 178 Member
    Asked if he could ride on the handlebars next
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    Sugarmuse wrote: »
    Asked if he could ride on the handlebars next

    asked if she could try my pogostick! (oh yes, I just did that!)

  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    is SO shy about his pogostick, hoping if taking about it will make it better

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