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likes to watch him bounce on his pogostick0
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stole candy from a baby today0
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Chrisjuvers wrote: »likes to watch him bounce on his pogostick
LOL you messed up the word play. That's how "my pogostick" works!!
pretends to not get sexual innuendos1 -
Doesn't know what "bounce" and "pogostick" really mean
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Plays ring toss in a totally non traditional way0
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plays candyland in a totally non traditional way0
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Invented candyland for adults0
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Plays solitaire with friends
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Plays Candyland with hammers.
I asked you not to TALK about it...It wasn't because of the bike and he cried for three days afterwards. He asked that we not talk about *airquotes* the incident
She asked me to pretend she is "The kindly 95 year old woman from next door" everytime she stumbles over drunk and horny. Demands I call her Ethel at the height of love making.Chrisjuvers wrote: »Blames the reason why he couldn't walk on sugarmuse but he really couldn't walk because he was sore from getting a 'rubdown' from his 95 year old neighbor. (He really enjoyed it )
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Steals the Candyland hammers and uses them to play Whack-a-mole with his own ballz.0
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Chrisjuvers wrote: »Steals the Candyland hammers and uses them to play Whack-a-mole with his own ballz.
Cleans the hammers with her hair before putting them back in the box before any one notices.0 -
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She knows cuz she gets daily noodz sent to her0
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^^ They both are 18ft tall, which makes them ideal arboriculturalists0
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She Googles naked guinea pig for the laughs0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »He googles the big words because he is very short
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She has a youtube channel dedicated to making balls out of 100's of rubber bands0
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Was Lulu's first subscriber0
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Was a massage therapist, but got fired for accosting the customers0
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Wishes he could be a pimp0
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Thinks a ho is just something Santa does.candiinprogress wrote: »Wishes he could be a pimp0 -
Is Santa's secret on the side.0
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Dresses up like Ms Clause to hunt for christmas offenders0
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Dresses up like a christmas elf every chance he gets0
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Insists of being the end part of Rudolph in the Christmas plays.0
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