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Dutchy_77

Thinks he's abiker but rides a broomstick

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KrazyLeeLee

Races turtles on the weekend

RunHardBeStrong

Rides turtles on the weekend. Takes him both days to get across town.

Verchild

Dresses like April ONeil

Thisnameischosen_

Sleeps in a spiderman costume

RunHardBeStrong

Knows cuz she watches him sleep..... through his bedroom window

Verchild

Told her which window was mine.

KrazyLeeLee

Flys a fighter jet to work

Verchild

Is batman when its dark outside.

RunHardBeStrong

has volunteered repeatedly to be his Robin

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striderb

Is secretly a porn producer.

RunHardBeStrong

Has her on speed dial to give her new ideas

KrazyLeeLee

Is dying to star in their next film

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RunHardBeStrong

Begged to be in the scene where they share wonder woman

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jgkoutr

She sits outside my window at night whistling the wedding March hoping I'll cave in

rebel_26

Makes me her love slave on Tuesdays and Thursday and sometimes Sundays. Makes me dress up like a priest on that day.

RunHardBeStrong

On Monday, Wednesday and Friday he dresses as a nun

ClubSilencio

she owns munchkin slaves

KrazyLeeLee

He's a mime on the white house lawn

slimgirljo15

Sits to pee..every time

OneHundredToLose

She lit a candle each day of my absence and prayed for my return

KrazyLeeLee

Likes rubbing one out to pics of the pope

ClubSilencio

bought an illuminati pin on eBay

slimgirljo15

Rub his abs all over my face

slimgirljo15

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

She lit a candle each day of my absence and prayed for my return

About time you showed up

ClubSilencio

created a Men of MFP calendar with their avatars.