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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Uses that same dog toothpaste. .loves the liver flavour
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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Only eats the meat of endangered species
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    She's out all day and night, hunting endangered species
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    I sell the meat

    You're one of my best customers
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    It's hitchhiker's and Runaways she's hunting for because she's a cannibal! :open_mouth:
  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
    mrwineismybf wrote: »
    Made a booking...he showed up...didnt want steak or wine...or flowers...who's running this joint :|

    Oh, you must have gotten the other guy...I'll make sure I come out personally next time.

    Uses flamenco dancing to hypnotize unsuspecting men and lure them to her lair where she has her way with them, then hands them off to the butcher.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    My Last Victim! ^^^
  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    My Last Victim! ^^^

    ....and I'm dead....probably getting chewed on right at this very moment :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His Twin took over his identity and is now MFPs It Guy! ;p
  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    He steals his pocket squares from the caskets in funeral homes

    I steal them because she has a fetish for it. Some things are worth the risk.
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Carries a squirt gun with vodka in a holster under his jacket
  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
    LVNF04 wrote: »
    Carries a squirt gun with vodka in a holster under his jacket

    That's actually not a bad idea....although, I prefer bourbon and it would just have to be a .45 flask.

    Has the bird as his profile picture to remind him of the million dollar bet he won knocking it off it's perch with an extraordinarily aimed golf shot.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is my baby daddy :o
  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
    Hired a private investigator to track down the sperm I donated for artificial insemination.
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Makes regular donations to the " Yeast Infections are Beautiful Foundation of America"
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  • gomissfitnes
    gomissfitnes Posts: 268 Member
    Is the stunt double for cat woman
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Is an ancient Aztec Goddess who is immortal
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Swam across the ocean to bring medicine to a uncivilized village.
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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Conducts a symphony orchestra made up entirely of chimpanzees
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Put out a building that was on fire by yelling HEY!
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Chases men down the street asking "are you my mother?"
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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Starts her morning by opening her window and yelling "Goddam you Aliens that probe bloody hurt!"
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Does handstand pushups while brushing teeth
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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Is an undercover agent for a government agency that deals in the protection of people who still think fondue is trendy
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Was chosen to be a astronaut but she turned it down to train cats how to sing Christmas songs

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