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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Sits on a bench at the local shopping mall holding a pool cue and tells people who pass by "Anytime now I will catch that darn Catfish!"
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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Stands on a street corner at Christmas wearing a beaver outfit, ringing a bell and asking for donations for the "Save my Beaver" fund!
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Is a excellent weather person but has the knees of a 85 yr old woman and its all I can focus on instead of the weather
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    LVNF04 wrote: »
    Is a excellent weather person but has the knees of a 85 yr old woman and its all I can focus on instead of the weather

    The knee part is true hahaha

    Once convinced a priest that you smoked a joint and went to a strip joint with the local nuns
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  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    Wears blue booties over her shoes when shes outside...doesnt want to dirty the sidewalk
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Sang "Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me" to a 6th grade class at an all girl's boarding school
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  • jbarry1506
    jbarry1506 Posts: 1,512 Member
    Was the stunt double for Scarlet in the last GI Joe movie
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Flew a helicopter in Nam, Korea, Desert storm, Ww1,ww2, the civil war, battle of 1812, the rebellion against the empire, super bowl 52, and a kid's baptismal party
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  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    Hosts pigeon dance offs ...rice is given to the winners
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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Once claimed to be pregnant with Elton John's baby
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  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Met Lionel Richie and when he said hello replied by saying "is it me you're looking for?"
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Drinks a bottle of hot sauce and then proceeds to give slow romantic kisses
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Carries around a watermelon that you introduce to people as your good friend Susie
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  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Throws dorito chips like metal throwing stars
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  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Has the record for the most pins in a amateur Mudd wrestling contest
  • bigaussieguy71
    bigaussieguy71 Posts: 189 Member
    Asks random strangers if they would like the pimples on their back popped
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a Professional Hula Dancer
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is wife no 6 in a harem
  • DaddyDunk91
    DaddyDunk91 Posts: 176 Member
    Drinks coffee at starbucks and secretly judges people who walk by while seated looking through the window...
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    Totes around his nephew to pick up chicks ...hence why hes at starbucks with baby
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    DaddyDunk91 wrote: »
    Drinks coffee at starbucks and secretly judges people who walk by while seated looking through the window...

    Ahhh thats not a lie :D

    She has gills she covers with her hair and has made love to 3 goldfish..the hussy :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited July 2017
    Wears Grills on fancy nights out on the town!

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