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She wanted to cut my hair with a lawn mower. I shouldn't have let her try.0
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We said a lie. And you promised not to tell.0
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Couldn't pass a test if her life depended on it0
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Removed my chastity belt and deflowered me0
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Conceived all her children through immaculate conception..and her name is..Mary0
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She did it the Old fashioned way,
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Hates Cats0
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Was impregnated by an alien0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was impregnated by an alien
You're supposed to LIE Jo!1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was impregnated by an alien
You're supposed to LIE Jo!
Ok..was NOT impregnated by an alien :laugh:1 -
She's an Alien!0
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By wiggling her nose she can make it rain0
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Has a W tattooed on each butt cheek so when he bends over..its like WoW0
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She has the same tattoo so when she does a cartwheel it says wow mom wow1
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When he runs his butt cheeks clap and cheer him on0
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Many know what that tongue tastes like!0
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Performs puppet plays for abandoned animals to cheer them up.0
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Runs a rehab center for misunderstood & rejected Gigolos1
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Stole the other shoe from the poster above her0
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She stole the lasagna0
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She works for the Canadian Secret Intelligence Service (CSIS) as a beautician who does hair and makeup for undercover agents as part of their disguise.0
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She is a trained assassin for hire. Code name is head shot!!1
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It has been reported he likes walking in parks shouting the words "HEAD SHOT" and pointing at random people for no apparent reason.1
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Follows him around the park filming the shocked and distraught Victims0
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