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    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      Believes Carmen San Diego and Waldo are soul mates
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited June 2015
      @Michael_Lucas is actually Joel Thomas Zimmerman (Deadmau5), and is struggling with acute tinnitus complicated by the use of too much reverb (as seen here in his post(s). He's chosen to live under the pseudonym @Michael_Lucas in hopes that he may eventually get some cheap/free seats at some showings of the Star Wars film franchise at certain cut-rate theaters.


      @Alisontheice is actually an out-of-work Disney princess, who was let go from the "Frozen" film during pre-production for her inability to properly manage a hoola-hoop while performing couple twizzles. Shortly after he dismissal for cause, @Alisontheice complained of non-specific knee pains and filed a unfounded worker's-compensation claim for a non-existent injury.
    • Posts: 8,588 Member
      Models in Paris
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      Never washes her clothes to conserve water.
    • Posts: 16,769 Member
      Keeps up with the Kardashians
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      Alisontheice wrote: »
      Believes Carmen San Diego and Waldo are soul mates

      They're not?? :(
    • Posts: 167 Member
      Just farted!
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited June 2015
      Blames EVERYONE else for her flatus. Her chronic flatulence has gotten so bad that the local no-kill dog-shelter will not even allow her to adopt a pet. While their official position is that allowing @acollis1 to have a pet would only provide a poor victim for the target of her flatus-based lies, the unspoken truth is that the shelter staff fears for the well-being of the animal in a methane-rich environment.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      Runs a law clinic for dogs falsely accused of farting by their owners. Behind the scenes, he operates an "underground animal liberation" organization, designed to rescue and resuscitate dogs and cats overcome by their owners' extreme flatulence.
    • Posts: 149 Member
      Poo's in the garden, very upsetting for neighbours.
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Finally moved from under the bridge to a custom, two crate and cardboard back ally abode.
    • Posts: 320 Member
      Wears two pairs of underwear at the same time.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      His thumb is really the size of his neck as depicted on this photo!
    • Posts: 149 Member
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      Chaelaz wrote: »
      Finally moved from under the bridge to a custom, two crate and cardboard back ally abode.
      Not everyone's cup of tea but I like it, it has charm.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is extending her abode...with a lovely new...palette deck
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Will not drink beer with me
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      He doesn't drink beer, only pink coolers
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Has dread traveling and wants to sit at home in the single wide.
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      Is petitioning the IOC to include his new sport of Skatennis. He thinks it could be bi-lympic
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      The Frozen Movie is based on her life story!
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Won the Hawaiian Tropics Tanning contest 3 years in a row
    • Posts: 5,669 Member
      He crushes on me.
    • Posts: 78 Member
      NOT a real princess
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      She is "captivated" by Chaelaz! She wants to get inside his dark, mysterious heart and find out why he feels the need to wear two pairs of underpants.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      CarrC83 wrote: »
      NOT a real princess

      His name is Carr, and his brother is called Byke, his sister is Scooter.
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      Is scared of things with wheels
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is participating in dry july, august, september and october :o
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      She digs me; well, wants to have my baby at least. Maybe she's just a cannibal that likes veal?
    • Posts: 320 Member
      Has an addiction to playing Rock Paper Scissors.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He left me, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.

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