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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Believes Carmen San Diego and Waldo are soul mates
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    @Michael_Lucas is actually Joel Thomas Zimmerman (Deadmau5), and is struggling with acute tinnitus complicated by the use of too much reverb (as seen here in his post(s). He's chosen to live under the pseudonym @Michael_Lucas in hopes that he may eventually get some cheap/free seats at some showings of the Star Wars film franchise at certain cut-rate theaters.


    @Alisontheice is actually an out-of-work Disney princess, who was let go from the "Frozen" film during pre-production for her inability to properly manage a hoola-hoop while performing couple twizzles. Shortly after he dismissal for cause, @Alisontheice complained of non-specific knee pains and filed a unfounded worker's-compensation claim for a non-existent injury.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Models in Paris
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Never washes her clothes to conserve water.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Keeps up with the Kardashians
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    Believes Carmen San Diego and Waldo are soul mates

    They're not?? :(
  • acollis1
    acollis1 Posts: 167 Member
    Just farted!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Blames EVERYONE else for her flatus. Her chronic flatulence has gotten so bad that the local no-kill dog-shelter will not even allow her to adopt a pet. While their official position is that allowing @acollis1 to have a pet would only provide a poor victim for the target of her flatus-based lies, the unspoken truth is that the shelter staff fears for the well-being of the animal in a methane-rich environment.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Runs a law clinic for dogs falsely accused of farting by their owners. Behind the scenes, he operates an "underground animal liberation" organization, designed to rescue and resuscitate dogs and cats overcome by their owners' extreme flatulence.
  • siobhanmarie440
    siobhanmarie440 Posts: 149 Member
    Poo's in the garden, very upsetting for neighbours.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Finally moved from under the bridge to a custom, two crate and cardboard back ally abode.
  • cookieinbk82
    cookieinbk82 Posts: 320 Member
    Wears two pairs of underwear at the same time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His thumb is really the size of his neck as depicted on this photo!
  • siobhanmarie440
    siobhanmarie440 Posts: 149 Member
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    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Finally moved from under the bridge to a custom, two crate and cardboard back ally abode.
    Not everyone's cup of tea but I like it, it has charm.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is extending her abode...with a lovely new...palette deck
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Will not drink beer with me
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He doesn't drink beer, only pink coolers
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Has dread traveling and wants to sit at home in the single wide.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is petitioning the IOC to include his new sport of Skatennis. He thinks it could be bi-lympic
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The Frozen Movie is based on her life story!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Won the Hawaiian Tropics Tanning contest 3 years in a row
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    He crushes on me.
  • CarrC83
    CarrC83 Posts: 78 Member
    NOT a real princess
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is "captivated" by Chaelaz! She wants to get inside his dark, mysterious heart and find out why he feels the need to wear two pairs of underpants.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    CarrC83 wrote: »
    NOT a real princess

    His name is Carr, and his brother is called Byke, his sister is Scooter.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is scared of things with wheels
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is participating in dry july, august, september and october :o
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She digs me; well, wants to have my baby at least. Maybe she's just a cannibal that likes veal?
  • cookieinbk82
    cookieinbk82 Posts: 320 Member
    Has an addiction to playing Rock Paper Scissors.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He left me, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.

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