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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    cookieinbk82 wrote: »
    Has an addiction to playing Rock Paper Scissors.
    Definitely a lie, I'm more of a Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock kinda guy.i

    @cookieinbk82 recently began naming each slice of bacon in her home due to a somewhat traumatic dream involving the three little pigs and certain number of Hank Hill's propane accessories.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wants to be my babys daddy :D
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is a casual MFP user.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears diapers to bed
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Knows that @Michael_Lucas prefers used diapers. I'm not certain how she came to hold that knowldege
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is jealous that Slim knows more about Michael than she does about him!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Has never tasted green tea
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has one leg shorter than the other has to walk on a slope all the time ..
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Hates bacon
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates dogs...thinks they should be food
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has the neighborhgood Dog owners afraid and always on alert due to her preference of Cuisine!
  • ccourcha
    ccourcha Posts: 316 Member
    Wanted to do poking on me but you know.... Not happening
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Goes grocery shopping in fishnets , high heels and a miniskirt...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is currently visiting with her Dear Heart at an isolated island paradise
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Was held for public endangerment after getting locked out of her house and being forced to walk naked to the locksmith

    (note, "held" but not charged..way to go police dept!)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Has a pet unicorn that rides rainbows and poops lucky charms marshmallows.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to show off her pet manatee
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Makes cruel jokes about @suzreen 's manatee who, sadly, is cognitively delayed...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    calls me a his "cute pinkie toe"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Never makes me thing of bad pick-up lines... (well played ma'am, well played; I'm expecting the jail-bars any minute).

    Runs in place so that she can save her sweat for use as a salty and electrolyte-filled seasoning for her cooking. She figures that this way she can log "Net Sodium" as a zero value, since she's the source.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    TPed my house last night
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is going to be my co-founder in our new internet business sensation "self salts"
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Enjoys when we play "Titanic"...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    His pick up line is baby talk..."Does baby waby wanna play housey wousey?"
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    Has over a dozen "mankinis" in his closet!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has picture of the above guy in mankinis! and is blackmailing him.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Mannequin model
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Rips pages out of cookbooks at Barnes & Noble...taking only the recipes he likes.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    His rubber body suits almost looks real.

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