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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His favorite thing to do is swim with my pet manatee. His second favorite thing to do is eat crunchberries and watch Scooby Doo.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    She skates on yellow ice.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He says he'll make dinner for us, and instead brings home a smorgasbord of lunches he stole from the office fridge, and some weird yellow snow cones with a strange ammonia smell!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Thought everyone was doing skating jumps when she read, "I am just her for the lutz" instead of lulz.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    was raised by wolves
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    edited June 2015
    Is 100% Icelandic origin.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    thinks he's in hawaii
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His job is running the timer section of the clock factory!
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    Wears Stiletto heel running shoes.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Not only does he love bakins, but eggs and blueberry waffles, too!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Loves to cage fight sunday nights
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She took my last cage fighting belt from me -- no one fights as hard and dirty as slimgirljo15!
  • CarrC83
    CarrC83 Posts: 78 Member
    Was VOtED most likely to roid up in h.s.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His first name is Race. And yes, he is always trying to play the Race Carr!
  • W_Stewart
    W_Stewart Posts: 237 Member
    eats mayonnaise from the jar
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sings ...and dances fred astaire style up and down the isles ..when buying groceries
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sings ...and dances fred astaire style up and down the isles ..when buying groceries
  • W_Stewart
    W_Stewart Posts: 237 Member
    tells people her behavior comes from getting her pills confused
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has more drugs in his system than a dispensary
  • W_Stewart
    W_Stewart Posts: 237 Member
    cleans the litter box with her bare hands
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shiits in a litter box
  • W_Stewart
    W_Stewart Posts: 237 Member
    steals Depends from the drugstore
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesnt use depends but should...his pants smell like pee
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Voided her own warranty, if ya know what I mean ;)

    (over and over and over and ...)
  • W_Stewart
    W_Stewart Posts: 237 Member
    you're supposed to post a lie
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Awww crap...all this time i was posting truth :D
    Jk


    Wipes his *kitten* with sand paper
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Secretly serves regular coffee to her friends who ask for decaf
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Looks terrible in a bathing suit, she should really stay clothed!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has legs like tree trunks
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Takes bites out of produce in the grocery store and then puts it back.

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