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Determined_ella_89

he sold my cat to a farmer as a replacement sheep herder

TabithaCheesecake

She has a three legged hamster named Biscuit

taco_inspector

Completely cleared-out the "going out of business" liquidation sale of the former Pressed-Rat & Warthog west-end location. She purchased several atonal apples and a full pallet of amplified heat.

Determined_ella_89

she stole my hamster and bribed me out of 1m dollars

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Has been in whirlwind love affairs with at least 3 presidents!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is currently dating three married Women!

TabithaCheesecake

She tests out new adult toys for their worthless for mass distribution.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Has an adult toy modeled after him.

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CherylNTexas

Has a signed copy of that toy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has three on back order!

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CherylNTexas

Stole his profile pic off google images.

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mhiggi02

Just pooped his pants

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hey!!! That's my shirt!

slimgirljo15

Is really a ......blonde...*gasp*

ilfaith

Has an electric fence surrounding her home...but we're not sure whether it's to keep intruders out or keep her in.

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synchkat

Never wears pants

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TabithaCheesecake

Doesn't wax his chest

slimgirljo15

Had 4 burgers and a shake for breakfast

synchkat

Had 16 cups of coffee this morning

slimgirljo15

Sat in bed with me and chatted while I drank them

striderb

Hates flirting.

Nograce80

Actually works and lives out of his car. Not because he can't afford a house, he's just so darn cheap he doesn't want to pay for one.

territhefrog

Wants to break the world record for loudest burp.

mhiggi02

Got stuck on a flagpole