Post a lie about the person above

striderb

Has a bush

mhiggi02

Eats baby squirrel meat

kccurtis2

Has a restaurant that serves baby squirrel meat.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hates cuddly animals.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Legally Adopted 68 Squirrels

slimgirljo15

Those boobs are not real

pierportbeach

Those boobs are not spectacular

mhiggi02

Is a licensed boobtologist

pierportbeach

Actually beat Frank Shorter in a marathon

slimgirljo15

Never smiles..is a very unhappy man

pierportbeach

She's actually from Brooklyn and has a hot dog stand in Manhattan

SubZeroDude

Is in fact Jay Leno

synchkat

Can toss pizza dough like no other

pierportbeach

Watches the speed racer series on original videotapes

synchkat

Performed three squirrel tail amputations today

pierportbeach

"Performed three squirrel tail amputations today"
(Actually it was four -- they were in the bird feeder )
Cracks nuts before feeding squirrels to make it easier for them

synchkat

The.nutcracker is his favourite ballet

pierportbeach wrote: »

"Performed three squirrel tail amputations today"
(Actually it was four -- they were in the bird feeder )
Cracks nuts before feeding squirrels to make it easier for them

Actually they were on my lawn

pierportbeach

Only feeds squirrels to fatten them up for Thanksgiving feast. Then decorates them to look like turkeys and doesn't tell guests they are eating squirrel after they say how tender the dark meat is

synchkat

Is still searching for the elusive albino squirrel

slimgirljo15

Likes rats

pierportbeach

(We actually had them in our backyard several years ago and daughters formed an albino squirrel club lol not kidding !!)

Only raises squirrels so attack dogs and cats have prey always at the ready

synchkat

Is dressing as a cabbage patch doll for Halloween

RJ0274

always puts socks on the wrong feet.

Salty_Sauce

Absolutely hates beer

slimgirljo15

Won't eat anything with salt in it ..

itshannahlol

Never wears underwear

slimgirljo15

itshannahlol wrote: »

Never wears underwear

Thats not a lie

Pedals a tricycle to work

brendo204

She's a nice person!

slimgirljo15

brendo204 wrote: »

She's a nice person!

Listen here you little ferret legged wonder..Im lovely..just ask me ..
Doesnt really train at all...not his real pictures

dcaiani

She's flying up to spend the weekend with me