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striderb · September 2015

Has a bush

mhiggi02 · September 2015

Eats baby squirrel meat

kccurtis2 · September 2015

Has a restaurant that serves baby squirrel meat.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · September 2015

Hates cuddly animals.

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2015

Legally Adopted 68 Squirrels

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Those boobs are not real

pierportbeach · September 2015

Those boobs are not spectacular

mhiggi02 · September 2015

Is a licensed boobtologist

pierportbeach · September 2015

Actually beat Frank Shorter in a marathon

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Never smiles..is a very unhappy man

pierportbeach · September 2015

She's actually from Brooklyn and has a hot dog stand in Manhattan

SubZeroDude · September 2015

Is in fact Jay Leno

synchkat · September 2015

Can toss pizza dough like no other

pierportbeach · September 2015

Watches the speed racer series on original videotapes

synchkat · September 2015

Performed three squirrel tail amputations today

pierportbeach · September 2015

"Performed three squirrel tail amputations today"
(Actually it was four -- they were in the bird feeder )
Cracks nuts before feeding squirrels to make it easier for them

synchkat · September 2015

The.nutcracker is his favourite ballet

pierportbeach wrote: »

"Performed three squirrel tail amputations today"
(Actually it was four -- they were in the bird feeder )
Cracks nuts before feeding squirrels to make it easier for them

Actually they were on my lawn

pierportbeach · September 2015

Only feeds squirrels to fatten them up for Thanksgiving feast. Then decorates them to look like turkeys and doesn't tell guests they are eating squirrel after they say how tender the dark meat is

synchkat · September 2015

Is still searching for the elusive albino squirrel

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Likes rats

pierportbeach · September 2015

(We actually had them in our backyard several years ago and daughters formed an albino squirrel club lol not kidding !!)

Only raises squirrels so attack dogs and cats have prey always at the ready

synchkat · September 2015

Is dressing as a cabbage patch doll for Halloween

RJ0274 · September 2015

always puts socks on the wrong feet.

Salty_Sauce · September 2015

Absolutely hates beer

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

Won't eat anything with salt in it ..

itshannahlol · September 2015

Never wears underwear

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

itshannahlol wrote: »

Never wears underwear

Thats not a lie

Pedals a tricycle to work

brendo204 · September 2015

She's a nice person!

slimgirljo15 · September 2015

brendo204 wrote: »

She's a nice person!

Listen here you little ferret legged wonder..Im lovely..just ask me

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Doesnt really train at all...not his real pictures

dcaiani · September 2015

She's flying up to spend the weekend with me

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