Post a lie about the person above

slimgirljo15

Runs in a thong and sheer negligee

TMacKtwenty4

Isn't drinking coffee in those coffee mugs....

synchkat

That's not her hair she cut if off of someone on the bus

47Jacqueline

She's wearing a wig

TMacKtwenty4

Never learned to drive a car

slimgirljo15

Rides an ostrich to work

Nograce80

Wears a ostrich costume to trick people into riding her.

TMacKtwenty4

Has a stable full of wanna be ostrich's

synchkat

Rides a horse named Frank

slimgirljo15

..wears a chicken suit for those who don't like ostrich

WMDemetree

Is the reason I am moving down under.

suzreen

Banned from the pressed rat and warthog emporium for both shoplifting and complaining loudly about the prices.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Just stole that bike from the front of a Library!

TMacKtwenty4

Has a cabana boy named Paco

mhiggi02

has a boyfriend named Paco

WMDemetree

is in love with Paco

suzreen

She's from the Tashastar region of Rajbekistan, so she believes a man should be seen, and not heard.

TMacKtwenty4

She's got her manservant at her heel.

mhiggi02

plays sir mix a lot's buttermilk biscuits evertime she sits down on the toilet

FabulousFantasticFifty

Knows this because he's a Peeping Tom!

striderb

Is truly bald.

WMDemetree

rented a car only to take this selfie.

mhiggi02

doesn't realize that his profile pic show up as just the top of his head in the forums - would change it if he did

TMacKtwenty4

Is only 3 feet tall

mhiggi02

likes my height - says it's "convenient" for "stuff"

suzreen

He's known in his neighborhood for stealing candy from trick or treaters at Halloween. He eats it in front of them in the following weeks. Meanie!

TMacKtwenty4

so are your washboard abs..... lol

synchkat

Laughed when I shared with her the plight of my baby squirrels

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Nograce80

Would eat the booty but he's a vegetarian!