Post a lie about the person above

Nograce80

Those are my legs!

LiftingRiot

She has no legs

synchkat

Wears women's jeans cause he says they are softer

RunTimer

practices crossing and uncrossing her legs (Sharon Stone, style)

Nograce80

has a secret log book of her neighbors every move. at 11:00 last night her neighbor had a glass of milk.

synchkat

She's is coming over to cut my lawn

taco_inspector

Misses me...

Nograce80

hates me

synchkat

Sings to me

RunTimer

won't fall asleep unless she hears the Duck Song

synchkat

sent me a recording of him singing the Duck Song. He's melodious

RunTimer

gave me a massage by oiling up her feet and skating on my back

synchkat

Drives a tractor around town

Blue_Grey_Green

Her legs are robotic

synchkat

He only wears blue, grey or green underwear

Blue_Grey_Green

She only knows this because she stole all of mine

RunTimer

Accidentally glued his hair to the wall behind him

TMacKtwenty4

Loves to take candlellit bubble baths

RunTimer

crushes little kids dreams by telling them there is no

• easter bunny
• santa claus
• great pumpkin

taco_inspector

Uses those legs to crush little kids.

synchkat

Is writing his list for Santa....can never been too early

TMacKtwenty4

Likes her men in overalls

ilfaith

Her ponytail is all fake hair

RunTimer

first day on MFP and 9k posts

Nograce80

Is a Greek god

RunTimer

μιλάει ελληνικά

Locabella714

Doesn't speak russian

RunTimer

говорит по русски

Nograce80

Had to google the translation.

RunTimer

thinks her glasses are Google Goggles and believes her hallucinations are digital images on the lenses