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Those are my legs!0
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She has no legs0
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Wears women's jeans cause he says they are softer0
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practices crossing and uncrossing her legs (Sharon Stone, style)0
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has a secret log book of her neighbors every move. at 11:00 last night her neighbor had a glass of milk.0
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She's is coming over to cut my lawn0
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Misses me...0
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hates me0
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Sings to me0
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won't fall asleep unless she hears the Duck Song0
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sent me a recording of him singing the Duck Song. He's melodious0
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gave me a massage by oiling up her feet and skating on my back0
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Drives a tractor around town0
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Her legs are robotic0
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He only wears blue, grey or green underwear0
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She only knows this because she stole all of mine0
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Accidentally glued his hair to the wall behind him0
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Loves to take candlellit bubble baths0
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crushes little kids dreams by telling them there is no
- easter bunny
- santa claus
- great pumpkin
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Uses those legs to crush little kids.0
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Is writing his list for Santa....can never been too early0
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Likes her men in overalls0
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Her ponytail is all fake hair0
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first day on MFP and 9k posts0
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Is a Greek god0
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μιλάει ελληνικά0
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Doesn't speak russian0
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говорит по русски0
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Had to google the translation.0
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thinks her glasses are Google Goggles and believes her hallucinations are digital images on the lenses0
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