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Is ready for the Zombie Apocalypse0
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Has never had an adult beverage. Insist's to be served from her sippy cup.0
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Drinks her adult beverages out of sippie cups0
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Copies my trends.0
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Owns an industrial sized copy machine0
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Sold it to me, it was broken too! I got ripped off.0
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Mad about not being able to photocopy her butt0
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Is also mad because she was promised some of the copies0
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Sells photocopied butts of his image but says they are celebrities, makes a killing!0
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she had to use 11x14 paper to fit that image0
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He likes big butts, and that's no lie0
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Is the next in line for the throne of Genovia0
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That dog of his knows how to pick stocks -- he's made a fortune from him, that's why he's smiling like that. But he pays that dog back with bacon, steak, and a warm couch so all is well for both.0
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Dreams of me...
... then remembers to takes her meds, calms-down, and fall into a more peaceful slumber.0 -
WMDemetree wrote: »she had to use 11x14 paper to fit that image
probably true I have a big head!!! lol0 -
Would say he digs me but that is the truth. He has a whole photo album of the same picture of himself. He just really likes it.standenvernet wrote: »Dreams of me...
... then remembers to takes her meds, calms-down, and fall into a more peaceful slumber.
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I once caught her putting Arsenic in my Amaretto!
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She was super paranoid, it was just a dusting of sugar!0
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She keeps a stocked Pantry with Sugar with Crossbones on the boxes!0
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watches too many wiley coyote cartoons0
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Was a stunt double for Hank in Breaking Bad0
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Used to be The Beav in Leave it To Beaver!
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Named her son Beaver for the sole purpose of putting the following in her will: "When it comes to the house, I leave it to Beaver"0
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(tounge bite)0
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Is at the. Hospital cause he bit too.hard0
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Wore holey socks this morning0
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wears his socks like this
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Dipped his socks in holy water this morning0
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Have never worn socks0
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knits men's undergarments0
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