Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

kevin_smoove

Handing out tequila-laced face masks.

RockingWithLJ

Buying me a drink ha

kevin_smoove

Using her roofie checking nails to make sure the drink I bought her is clean. (it is)

slimgirljo15

I think it's called the funky chicken

Callousedthoughts

Looking awfully pissed. Someone is sitting on HER barstool

PaperDoll_

Standing outside the entrance because they wouldn't let him in.

Callousedthoughts

with a restraining order saying she must stay 200 yards away at all times. and have her medication on her.

slimgirljo15

Snogging some chick behind a potted palm..ut oh, his gf has just seen him 😳 she's mad, *grabs popcorn* this should be fun

toriann319

Offering body shots in a corner booth. So, anyone below me, the answer will definitely be taking body shots.

Ketch_22

Taking body shots 😂

kevin_smoove

Apparently, we're taking body shots

Ketch_22

Serving shots

kevin_smoove

Trying to convince me to give her a free one

Ketch_22

Trying to get me to actually pay for drinks 🤣

Cat0703a

Dumping a glass of water on the front of some jerk’s pants

happimess01

jumping to the jerk's rescue and cleaning off the water vigorously

Ketch_22

Tired of being referred to as a jerk

kevin_smoove

Enjoying the drink(s) I ended up buying for her and making her way to the dance floor.

Callousedthoughts

maxing out his credit card buying all the ladies drinks

halflingpie

Waiting for the bartender to hand him the list of stolen credit cards for the night.

Callousedthoughts

Telling all the ladies about the virtues of scientology (and how he was thisssss close to meeting Tom Cruise once)

Cat0703a

Drinking all the last sips left behind in others’ drinks

Callousedthoughts

Getting her steps in while she drinks a white russian

slimgirljo15

He must be running a fever cause he's taking his shirt off, oh wait and now his shoes and socks.. and now 😳

Callousedthoughts

Singing Karoake " Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do when I come for you"

halflingpie

Obviously a corpse being manipulated by two younger men trying to close a business deal.

Ketch_22

Waiting out back for the payment to dump the corpse off the dock

kevin_smoove

Reenacting that chair scene from Flashdance.

Cat0703a

Walking around to all the hotties saying

KimberlinaB

Dancing on the bar