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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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mjconnolly70 wrote: ยปalready pushing me away - damit
Good try. Wouldn't make it that easy to get rid of me :P1 -
Selecting her next victim who will wake up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney.0
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Running the DJ nooth0
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Walking out the bar a lady on each arm and a grin a mile wide1
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Taking pictures for social media0
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Grabbing a bottle and heading to the VIP section.0
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Asking the bartender to switch the tv to cartoon network0
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He is picking up all the peanuts off the floor LOL0
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Throwing her bra on the rafters.0
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Entering the wet t-shirt contest0
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Drinking all my Whiskey0
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Dancing on the bar0
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Picking me up after falling of the bar0
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Taking him to the ER because he broke something from falling off the bar0
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Trying to get at least one last dance in before rushing Tigger to the ER... (Just one though) ๐0
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Wishing she went with me to the VIP lounge ๐0
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Seeing her in the VIP lounge0
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Looking down the front of my shirt.0
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Smiling ๐คฃ0
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Noticing me noticing the two of them.0
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Trying to look suave0
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Winking at Kev and twirling her hair ๐0
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Trying to find the top to the blender so she can make a frozen drink.0
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Trying to sell watches that he has on the inside of his trench coat. At least that's what he says is in there0
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Wants to be flashed but doesn't want to be obvious0
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betting her friends she'll be making out with the bouncer in an hour tops0
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Is wondering if that bouncer keeps a score sheet0
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explaining to the bouncer how a score sheet is old school and showing him her tally clicker0
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Asking for an application
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Dirty dancing ๐ณ0
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