Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

slimgirljo15

Getting down on all fours and yelling something about being a mechanical bull

Ketch_22

Won't share her quarters for the bull

kevin_smoove

Upset that her cocktail was made with well vodka rather than the Tito's she requested.

slimgirljo15

Ketch_22 wrote: »

Won't share her quarters for the bull

The mind boggles *looks at quarter in my hand*, looks at Sam kneeling... Now where am I gunna put this ? 🤔😜

Oh he's shaking it on the dance floor.

Callousedthoughts

So smashed shes pulling chewing gum from the bottom of tables and chewing it on 2 dollar dares

Ketch_22

it's not clear but he keeps asking me for gum

PaperDoll_

Taking everyone’s drinks and throwing the glasses across the room.

Callousedthoughts

Giving everyone snooty looks and loudly saying "I dont drink, its not keto"

Cat0703a

Complaining about the music being too loud.

PaperDoll_

In the bathroom trying to bathe in the sink.

slimgirljo15

I think she's peeing in the pot plant.. someone call a cab PD has had enough

Cat0703a

Unbuttoning one more button on her shirt to get a free drink.

slimgirljo15

Eyeballing my cleavage and buying me another drink

Callousedthoughts

Buttoning at least one button on her shirt before she gets arrested

slimgirljo15

Unbuttonng his short to show off his new gold chains and hairy chest

Callousedthoughts

Cooking bratwurst on a george foreman grill in the back. No way shes paying 8 dollars for a bar hotdog

happimess01

telling the ladies about the time he cooked his foot on a George Foreman grill

PaperDoll_

Asking everyone if he can take pictures of their feet.

Nanalove2018

Side eyeing everyone lol

The_Tyler_project

She's grabbed me and we left

Cat0703a

Gone apparently. 🤣

kevin_smoove

Behind the bar calibrating the soda gun.

happimess01

starting a bar tab for all the mfp peeps. So generous.

Ketch_22

He thinks we're all going to pay his bar tab 🤨

kevin_smoove

Convincing me to pay hers.

Ketch_22

Doesn't realize with the VIP membership it includes monthly drinks

kevin_smoove

Telling me how it is.

PaperDoll_

Busy being ordered around by @Ketch_22

Ketch_22

Needing someone to hold her hair back

PaperDoll_

Spiking my drinks because she knows I don’t drink. 😮😠