confessional thread

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    That time I took the batteries out of my kids toys because they died in mine.

    I've laughed a lot today because of MFP but this topped the charts. :)
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Sometimes at work my 15 minute break is more like 20 minutes. 😬
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited November 2020
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    i wrote fake letters to advice columnists in magazines and papers and on advice forums for a long time and got published in best-of-the-year lists for a bunch of em

    also there is a good size group of people that does that, everywhere and its kinda competitive

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    that’s not even allowed here, this is a safe space
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    This one time at band ca...nvm

    Da big one

    What instrument did you play 🤔🤔 asking for a friend

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    😍
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,035 Member
    No judging right?.....

    When i was around 12 me and a few friends would rob old people on the street. Not really violent, just purse snatch and rob shopping bags.

    Me and my friends also got paid 20 bucks by some of the older kids to drop off fake drugs to the white kids that would come into the neighborhood to buy coke and weed.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    edited November 2020
    The first time me and my friends bought weed i pretended i was just as high as they were even though i felt nothing
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    edited November 2020
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    The first time me and my friends bought weed i pretended i was just as high as they were even though i felt nothing

    Wonder if they were pretending too 👀

    Maybe i should ask @Revolu7
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I broke the youtube, sorry everyone. :'(

    Thank you 🤗
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited November 2020
    Who remembers the hip hop clothing store Mr Rags that went out of business claiming $100ks in missing goods and loss profit?

    I use to have the sickest wardrobe 😬...

  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    The first time me and my friends bought weed i pretended i was just as high as they were even though i felt nothing

    Everyone says this, but I was high AF the first time I ever smoked. Beavis and Butthead was on a whole new level.

    🙋‍♂️ Ha me too dude - and it was cheech and Chong for me - I hear you knockin but you can’t come in!
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    Who remembers the hip hop clothing store Mr Rags that went out of business claiming $100ks in missing goods and loss profit?

    I use to have the sickest wardrobe 😬...

    Place in. Kansas was called merry go round - all the freshest cross colours and Karl Kani yo
  • cowsfan12 wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    The first time me and my friends bought weed i pretended i was just as high as they were even though i felt nothing

    Everyone says this, but I was high AF the first time I ever smoked. Beavis and Butthead was on a whole new level.

    🙋‍♂️ Ha me too dude - and it was cheech and Chong for me - I hear you knockin but you can’t come in!

    Yesssss! His name is Raaaaaaaaalph
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Who remembers the hip hop clothing store Mr Rags that went out of business claiming $100ks in missing goods and loss profit?

    I use to have the sickest wardrobe 😬...

    Place in. Kansas was called merry go round - all the freshest cross colours and Karl Kani yo

    I use to love Triple 5 Soul, they had the best... Still have several items from that haul...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    The first time me and my friends bought weed i pretended i was just as high as they were even though i felt nothing

    Everyone says this, but I was high AF the first time I ever smoked. Beavis and Butthead was on a whole new level.

    🙋‍♂️ Ha me too dude - and it was cheech and Chong for me - I hear you knockin but you can’t come in!

    The first time I got high was at a park I use to work at... I went to visit a friend when I was off and we got high in side of the merry go round we operated... It was crazy

    Then there's the first time I did shrooms and watched the yellow submarine... I was literally blown away 😂...

  • So it’s summer camp, I’m probably twelve years old. This whole place is set up to be sorta like a eastern town from the 1800s, with stage coaches and cowboys and the lot.
    One kid who was there was super homesick. He’d cry daily, talkin about how he hated it at camp and wished he could be home with his parents and his dog.

    Anyway, a few of us slipped laxatives into his dinner before parents day, but we didn’t tell each other so he got a LOT. He got to go home early, but I bet the drive was too memorable.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    One time while in the parking lot of Petsmart my mom was like, Omg the cashier forgot to ring up the cat's fountain water bowl thing should I go back? I told her not to because it was thier mistake and not hers.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »



    You are more similar to others than you think.

    Whether you realize it or not you are part of the majority....here, and pretty much everywhere. You want to lose weight, you arent here to be a fitness model, you want to be healthy, but you find it hard to stay on track. I bet thats a lot of people's story.

    Most definitely. It's my story as well.
    Thank you for helping people feel normal. :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    @Kashmir_314_ I absolutely loved your story. And am so very sorry for your loss. Even when others think nothing is left, loved ones know that's not true at all.