confessional thread
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »That time I took the batteries out of my kids toys because they died in mine.
I've laughed a lot today because of MFP but this topped the charts.
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Sometimes at work my 15 minute break is more like 20 minutes. 😬3
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Motorsheen wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i wrote fake letters to advice columnists in magazines and papers and on advice forums for a long time and got published in best-of-the-year lists for a bunch of em
also there is a good size group of people that does that, everywhere and its kinda competitive
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Kashmir_314_ wrote: »Kashmir_314_ wrote: »This one time at band ca...nvm
Da big one
What instrument did you play 🤔🤔 asking for a friend
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once me and a friend were getting a pop from a vending machine - we got the pop and our money back so we tried again ... and well - we emptied that vending machine that night - even the diet and neither of us drank diet -
When i was growing up there was a business half a block away with a pop machine out front. We discovered that if we hammered pennies to the size of a quarter, then two cents would buy us a pop. We robbed our dad’s old cool whip container coin dish, hammered all the pennies, and cleaned them out after closing.
About a week later they had a newfangled machine that rejected our pennies.
About a month after that the business burned down.
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I was at work in a grocery store in the dead of winter and my lips were so chapped they were BURNING. I busted into a jar of vaseline, took what i needed and put it back on the shelf8
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No judging right?.....
When i was around 12 me and a few friends would rob old people on the street. Not really violent, just purse snatch and rob shopping bags.
Me and my friends also got paid 20 bucks by some of the older kids to drop off fake drugs to the white kids that would come into the neighborhood to buy coke and weed.4 -
The first time me and my friends bought weed i pretended i was just as high as they were even though i felt nothing3
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Well if you were getting your weed down in the projects at the River Park towers in The Bronx......you may have gotten some fake stuff, and i owe you a dimebag 😉5 -
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once me and a friend were getting a pop from a vending machine - we got the pop and our money back so we tried again ... and well - we emptied that vending machine that night - even the diet and neither of us drank diet -
About a month after that the business burned down.
Totally unrelated
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Motorsheen wrote: »once me and a friend were getting a pop from a vending machine - we got the pop and our money back so we tried again ... and well - we emptied that vending machine that night - even the diet and neither of us drank diet -
About a month after that the business burned down.
Totally unrelated
Why tf don’t my gifs work anymore
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northviewvintage wrote: »I broke the youtube, sorry everyone.
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »That time I took the batteries out of my kids toys because they died in mine.
I've laughed a lot today because of MFP but this topped the charts.
My daughter also found it in my drawer a few years back and I told her it was a neck massager7 -
Who remembers the hip hop clothing store Mr Rags that went out of business claiming $100ks in missing goods and loss profit?
I use to have the sickest wardrobe 😬...
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will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
🙋♂️ Ha me too dude - and it was cheech and Chong for me - I hear you knockin but you can’t come in!3 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Who remembers the hip hop clothing store Mr Rags that went out of business claiming $100ks in missing goods and loss profit?
I use to have the sickest wardrobe 😬...
Place in. Kansas was called merry go round - all the freshest cross colours and Karl Kani yo2 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
🙋♂️ Ha me too dude - and it was cheech and Chong for me - I hear you knockin but you can’t come in!
Yesssss! His name is Raaaaaaaaalph2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Who remembers the hip hop clothing store Mr Rags that went out of business claiming $100ks in missing goods and loss profit?
I use to have the sickest wardrobe 😬...
Place in. Kansas was called merry go round - all the freshest cross colours and Karl Kani yo
I use to love Triple 5 Soul, they had the best... Still have several items from that haul...2 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
🙋♂️ Ha me too dude - and it was cheech and Chong for me - I hear you knockin but you can’t come in!
The first time I got high was at a park I use to work at... I went to visit a friend when I was off and we got high in side of the merry go round we operated... It was crazy
Then there's the first time I did shrooms and watched the yellow submarine... I was literally blown away 😂...
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one time i was astral traveling and went to the wrong house and i didn’t know what to do so i just pretended to be a ghost6
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I want to lose pounds/fat to be within a healthy weight range to prevent some potential issues down the road (although so far I'm healthy per lab work), but... I have no desire to be "fit". I'm 100% okay with not having toned arms, a flat stomach or a thigh gap.
This sometimes, I feel, puts me at odds with a lot of users here. Not that anyone has been judgmental (that I've seen), but that I feel like an imposter. I sit around, talk a bunch, pick at my diary here and there, sometimes walk (mostly don't) and lose track of "staying on track" more often than not.
I also don't think there's anything wrong with wanting those things, but.. it just isn't for me. Which I get isn't the aesthetic most here are going for and thus, it leads me to feeling like I'm just an imposter. It also means, I won't get all the awesome upvotes and comments on photos like some do here because I will never be working toward those particular goals and those things seem to be super desirable to folks here, so...
Yeah, now I'm in a weird head space.7 -
So it’s summer camp, I’m probably twelve years old. This whole place is set up to be sorta like a eastern town from the 1800s, with stage coaches and cowboys and the lot.
One kid who was there was super homesick. He’d cry daily, talkin about how he hated it at camp and wished he could be home with his parents and his dog.
Anyway, a few of us slipped laxatives into his dinner before parents day, but we didn’t tell each other so he got a LOT. He got to go home early, but I bet the drive was too memorable.3 -
One time while in the parking lot of Petsmart my mom was like, Omg the cashier forgot to ring up the cat's fountain water bowl thing should I go back? I told her not to because it was thier mistake and not hers.
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KosmosKitten wrote: »I want to lose pounds/fat to be within a healthy weight range to prevent some potential issues down the road (although so far I'm healthy per lab work), but... I have no desire to be "fit". I'm 100% okay with not having toned arms, a flat stomach or a thigh gap.
This sometimes, I feel, puts me at odds with a lot of users here. Not that anyone has been judgmental (that I've seen), but that I feel like an imposter. I sit around, talk a bunch, pick at my diary here and there, sometimes walk (mostly don't) and lose track of "staying on track" more often than not.
I also don't think there's anything wrong with wanting those things, but.. it just isn't for me. Which I get isn't the aesthetic most here are going for and thus, it leads me to feeling like I'm just an imposter. It also means, I won't get all the awesome upvotes and comments on photos like some do here because I will never be working toward those particular goals and those things seem to be super desirable to folks here, so...
Yeah, now I'm in a weird head space.
You are more similar to others than you think. You say it in the first few words of your post......"i want to lose pounds/fat".....that is important to you, it was your lead in to your whole post so psychologically it has to be. But after that your secondary idea is that you arent concerned with aesthetics. Thats good, to do it for just that is foolish and fleeting for most. However, it seems you are unhappy with not staying on some type of healthier course and in turn make it about not being your thing, and saying ill just be ok with not getting upvotes and comments on photos. First off, i see tons of great comments to you and lots of compliments on everything you post, so i dont think that is a real issue.
Whether you realize it or not you are part of the majority....here, and pretty much everywhere. You want to lose weight, you arent here to be a fitness model, you want to be healthy, but you find it hard to stay on track. I bet thats a lot of people's story. I know as a trainer ive heard it hundreds of times.
I pretty much have worked out since i was 12. I have never once as an adult have been concerned with the aesthetics of my look. Its merely a by product of working out and eating to achieve other goals i have had in life. It just happens whether you care about the look or not. I think you are a top notch person from what i read of you here, i dont think wanting to be heathier is going to change you in anyway thats a negative.....but wanting something and rationalizing why you dont do it may.8 -
You are more similar to others than you think.
Whether you realize it or not you are part of the majority....here, and pretty much everywhere. You want to lose weight, you arent here to be a fitness model, you want to be healthy, but you find it hard to stay on track. I bet thats a lot of people's story.
Most definitely. It's my story as well.
Thank you for helping people feel normal.
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I confess sometimes I just like being alone and will make up excuses or reasons why I can't be with SO
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@Kashmir_314_ I absolutely loved your story. And am so very sorry for your loss. Even when others think nothing is left, loved ones know that's not true at all.1
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