A serving is WHAT????

Starting a space for the frustration when a “serving” is so ridiculously small it feels pointless.

I’ll start-
140 calories per serving sounds great until you realize it’s NINE CHIPS. Has anyone ever eaten just 9 chips????
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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,734 Member
    LOL I actually have but it's with a whole bunch of different stuff in one sitting but, yeah, recommended serving sizes of some things sometimes suck out loud.

    It's why I I like miniature foods! The quantity seems bigger.
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 11,513 Member
    Pillsbury Chocolate Fudge Brownies sound great at 110 calories per serving...until you see it's 1/18th of the prepared box. That's barely enough to make a single mouthful. *sigh*
  • teelabrown7
    teelabrown7 Posts: 942 Member
    A serving of crackers is 5 crackers.
  • nsk1951
    nsk1951 Posts: 1,304 Member
    Well sure .. if it's high in something, the way to make it sound healthy is to reduce the serving size to a healthy macro! ... Ignore that! Just eat as much as you want for your portion and do the math! ... A serving of carbohydrate is 15 grams.
  • Skyleen75
    Skyleen75 Posts: 706 Member
    Five crackers, one bite of brownie! A HALF A PICKLE!!!! I’m dying laughing- you are my people @Alatariel75 @teelabrown7 @nossmf
  • VegjoyP
    VegjoyP Posts: 2,772 Member
    Nuts and seeds. Expecially Macadamia.
    Peanut butter, of course.
    Pasta and rice
    Cereals
  • SuzySunshine99
    SuzySunshine99 Posts: 2,989 Member
    On the flip side of that, I often am shocked at the LARGE serving size for some chocolate bars and products.
    I get good quality dark chocolate bars, and one or two squares at a time is perfect for me. The label on the bar usually says it contains about 2.5 servings. I get at least double out of it.

    At Easter, my mom always buys me a Fannie May solid dark chocolate bunny. I dismember him and eat bunny hunks for weeks. The box says "serving size: half a bunny". Half a bunny? I'd get sick if I ate that much chocolate in one sitting.
  • KenC1952
    KenC1952 Posts: 2 Member
    Look at condiments, sauces and dressings. They will usually be a single tablespoon (ketchup, mayonnaise, salad dressing) or a single teaspoon (almost all hot sauces). Who puts a single teaspoon of wing sauce on a plate of wings or in a bowl of soup? For me, with high blood pressure, the problem isn't the calories per serving it's the sodium.
  • pamperedlinny
    pamperedlinny Posts: 1,666 Member
    Skyleen75 wrote: »
    Five crackers, one bite of brownie! A HALF A PICKLE!!!! I’m dying laughing- you are my people @Alatariel75 @teelabrown7 @nossmf

    Yes! :D I HATE when a serving is a half of something or completely unrealistic. I also hate that the USDA lets them round down the amounts if it's less than 5. Also, bags that look like a small single serving but when you look it's something like 1.5 servings.... who is going to not eat that whole thing in that tiny bag? Just tell me the amount for the whole thing already.
  • Mouse_Potato
    Mouse_Potato Posts: 1,510 Member
    My personal favorite was an individually packaged muffin that had a serving size of 1/3 of the muffin. Who buys a muffin to split with two friends?
  • paints5555
    paints5555 Posts: 1,233 Member
    nsk1951 wrote: »
    Well sure .. if it's high in something, the way to make it sound healthy is to reduce the serving size to a healthy macro! ... Ignore that! Just eat as much as you want for your portion and do the math! ... A serving of carbohydrate is 15 grams.

    In the US, servings sizes are dictated to food manufacturers by FDA, not something they just make up on their own. The only way a manufacturer can legally reduce the serving size is to reduce the size of the package. And if the package is small enough, they don't have to put the info on the package - just give you a contact number to call to get the information.

    I love that a 'serving' of Vlassic pickles is half a pickle - because half a pickle is under 5 cal, so they can legally round it down to 0 calories, and that's a good selling point. Makes it look like pickles are a 0 calorie food.

    Same with rounding - the regulations are very specific on how information on labels must be rounded. For me personally, I would put a 5 calorie food in the same category as one with 0 calories (negligible effect on my daily total). For pickles, there is a standard serving size (1oz) and pickles come in many shapes and sizes. Hence the 1/2 pickle serving size.

  • HoneyBadger302
    HoneyBadger302 Posts: 2,067 Member
    edited October 2022
    56 grams of (dry) spaghetti. It's just pathetic.
  • SuzySunshine99
    SuzySunshine99 Posts: 2,989 Member
    Here's an article from the FDA explaining some of the more recent changes:
    https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/food-serving-sizes-have-reality-check
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,734 Member
    My personal favorite was an individually packaged muffin that had a serving size of 1/3 of the muffin. Who buys a muffin to split with two friends?

    At least you have some height with a muffin. 3 servings for a regular (as opposed to mini) Moonpie.
  • Jthanmyfitnesspal
    Jthanmyfitnesspal Posts: 3,522 Member
    Anything where the nutrition information can't be matched to obvious "chunks." Such as when cookies list the calories per ounce, or something.

    I think they cracked down on all the juice drinks listing more than a serving per can. (Even stranger, I've seen some with "2.5 servings" per can, or something like that.)

    As @BartBVanBockstaele notes, listing calories per weight does allow for comparison to other foods, but I don't carry a scale with me everywhere I go!
  • Skyleen75
    Skyleen75 Posts: 706 Member
    I was just knee deep in a pure sugar craving and. picked up a box of Dots- FIVE GUMDROPS! I wanted to murder someone.
    So of course that slapped me back to reality and bought some grapes
  • Skyleen75
    Skyleen75 Posts: 706 Member
    OMG I am slayed imaging eating a third of a Moon pie!!!! Or splitting a muffin into 3 equal servings.
    And as far as I’m concerned a serving of peanut butter is 1/4 jar!
  • BartBVanBockstaele
    BartBVanBockstaele Posts: 623 Member
    edited October 2022
    As @BartBVanBockstaele notes, listing calories per weight does allow for comparison to other foods, but I don't carry a scale with me everywhere I go!
    <giggle>I like that. I see it as an encouragement to eat at home, not outside. If I do that most of the time, possible mistakes by eating out and not being able to measure, don't really matter much. If we cannot do the best thing, we can always do the better thing ^_^. Or in other words, we should not let perfection be the enemy of the good.

  • BartBVanBockstaele
    BartBVanBockstaele Posts: 623 Member
    edited October 2022
    Skyleen75 wrote: »
    OMG I am slayed imaging eating a third of a Moon pie!!!! Or splitting a muffin into 3 equal servings.
    And as far as I’m concerned a serving of peanut butter is 1/4 jar!
    You are very frugal. For me, a serving is the jar, it does not matter how big it is, 340 g or 2 kg. Down my gullet with it! Needless to say: I learned to stay away from it. Abstention is often significantly easier than moderation.
  • paints5555
    paints5555 Posts: 1,233 Member
    Anything where the nutrition information can't be matched to obvious "chunks." Such as when cookies list the calories per ounce, or something.

    They are not supposed to do that but it is probably the most common error on labels that I see. In the US, all Nutrition Facts labels are supposed to list a "common household measure" as part of the description for a serving since people don't always have access to a scale. For items in chunks/pieces, that would mean so many pieces per serving. For liquids, it would be units like Tbsp, cups, etc. For a piece of cheese that is cut from a block, it should state the dimensions in inches of the (1 oz) serving.

    I have a bag of pork rinds on my desk at work right now that merely states "1/2 oz". That's wrong.

  • BartBVanBockstaele
    BartBVanBockstaele Posts: 623 Member
    Skyleen75 wrote: »
    So of course that slapped me back to reality and bought some grapes
    Good for you! Well done. In my case, I would have had to turn to a portion of green beans, grapes have too many calories for me to be able to eat a reasonable portion. Eating half a grape every other day is not particularly realistic ^_^

  • Skyleen75
    Skyleen75 Posts: 706 Member
    @BartBVanBockstaele I’m working on my self control and I feel 1/4 jar is reasonable also regardless of jar size. I enjoy the economy school cafeteria style 64 ounce monster.
  • Skyleen75
    Skyleen75 Posts: 706 Member
    Also I use a knife and fork on that half a grape and a small plate to trick myself into thinking it’s more filling.
  • Lietchi
    Lietchi Posts: 6,790 Member
    edited October 2022

    As @BartBVanBockstaele notes, listing calories per weight does allow for comparison to other foods, but I don't carry a scale with me everywhere I go!

    It's far from universal but I see quite a few nutritional labels with both here:
    - per 100gr
    - per unit/several units/portion size

    For example for After Eight mints, a serving is 2 mints:
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    I'm a huge fan of that for 'ready to eat' foods such as cookies.

    I was going to say that ridiculous serving sizes are a typically US thing, but I stand corrected. For a small 45gr bag of Lays chips, the stated portion size is 40 grams :mrgreen: Who on earth would leave 5 grams for another time?
    And on top of that, a large bag of exactly the same chips states 30gr as a portion...