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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    weakness: he doesn’t make me cringe
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited September 2023
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
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    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    redux1985 wrote: »
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    You’re not helping ☹️
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,208 Member
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    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂
    Did he die though?
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,208 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂
    Did he die though?

    We all have our kinks 🤷‍♂️😂
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    You’re not helping ☹️

    I actually think you're a proper sweetheart.

    Now, not to compare you to a woman born in the 1920s who died almost a decade ago, but my dearly departed grandmother, god rest her soul, was the kindest most wonderful person who would do anything for the people she loved and cared about.

    She was also a total unit and feared nobody. Would playfully threaten my dad by waving a carving knife at his crotch area with warnings of "don't you get ideas young man" when he was first seeing my mum.

    There's something to be said for being sweeet, but also hardcore.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    You’re not helping ☹️

    I actually think you're a proper sweetheart.

    Now, not to compare you to a woman born in the 1920s who died almost a decade ago, but my dearly departed grandmother, god rest her soul, was the kindest most wonderful person who would do anything for the people she loved and cared about.

    She was also a total unit and feared nobody. Would playfully threaten my dad by waving a carving knife at his crotch area with warnings of "don't you get ideas young man" when he was first seeing my mum.

    There's something to be said for being sweeet, but also hardcore.

    Now you’ve done it. The best compliment I’ve gotten all year and it’s comparing me to your grandmother

    ❤️
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂

    Think of that scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I can't link it here, it's too much for MFP :)
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂
    Did he die though?

    We all have our kinks 🤷‍♂️😂

    Naughty
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,208 Member
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    redux1985 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂

    Think of that scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I can't link it here, it's too much for MFP :)

    Dude…. If it’s the one I just YouTube’d you need a safe word. 😅
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,208 Member
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    p2bdz774gwwr.png

    Also just sayin 🤷‍♂️
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    redux1985 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jasond2424 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    How come no one says his name?

    Rumplestilt skin?

    Marcus Welby

    Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head

    I was on the fence between
    Willy Wonka and Voldemort.

    You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.

    Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣

    Old no nose is coming for him

    Oppps 🤷‍♂️

    Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.

    That’s right. You show him who’s boss.

    I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.

    I definitely feel like she can handle herself

    I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT

    I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.

    Again😂

    Think of that scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I can't link it here, it's too much for MFP :)



    Dude…. If it’s the one I just YouTube’d you need a safe word. 😅

    😂😂😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    hyyy,
    I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 262 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    hyyy,
    I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you

    I made the extreme mistake of googling this
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    hyyy,
    I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you

    I made the extreme mistake of googling this

    cool mushrooms, right?
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 262 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    hyyy,
    I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you

    I made the extreme mistake of googling this

    cool mushrooms, right?

    Had to delete my history like some big pervert
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    hyyy,
    I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you

    I made the extreme mistake of googling this

    cool mushrooms, right?

    Had to delete my history like some big pervert

    Ohhhhhh you found the good stuff
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
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    On the fifth day of school, my youngest said to me, “I have a sore throat & stuffy nose.”
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,325 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    On the fifth day of school, my youngest said to me, “I have a sore throat & stuffy nose.”

    And so it begins

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