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Say it here...
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kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »How come no one says his name?
Rumplestilt skin?
Marcus Welby
Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head
I was on the fence between
Willy Wonka and Voldemort.
You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.
Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣
Old no nose is coming for him
Oppps 🤷♂️
Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.
That’s right. You show him who’s boss.
I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.
I definitely feel like she can handle herself
I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT
I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.
Again😂
Think of that scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I can't link it here, it's too much for MFP
Dude…. If it’s the one I just YouTube’d you need a safe word. 😅1 -
Also just sayin 🤷♂️1 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »jasond2424 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »How come no one says his name?
Rumplestilt skin?
Marcus Welby
Honestly I wasnt sure I just said the first thing that came into my head
I was on the fence between
Willy Wonka and Voldemort.
You’re not supposed to say it. Oh boy, you’re in a heap of trouble.
Hahahaha he who shall not be named 🤣
Old no nose is coming for him
Oppps 🤷♂️
Well Itchy you know what they say, “Despite what your mama told ya, sometimes violence does solve problems”.
That’s right. You show him who’s boss.
I was referring to you. I figured you’d protect me.
I definitely feel like she can handle herself
I AM A DELICATE FLOWER DAMMIT
I had a woman say that to me once, as she slammed my head with the car door, again.
Again😂
Think of that scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. I can't link it here, it's too much for MFP
Dude…. If it’s the one I just YouTube’d you need a safe word. 😅
😂😂😂1 -
hyyy,
I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you
I made the extreme mistake of googling this0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you
I made the extreme mistake of googling this
cool mushrooms, right?0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you
I made the extreme mistake of googling this
cool mushrooms, right?
Had to delete my history like some big pervert2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
I just saw a shibari pumpkin head tumbler that made me think of you
I made the extreme mistake of googling this
cool mushrooms, right?
Had to delete my history like some big pervert
Ohhhhhh you found the good stuff0 -
On the fifth day of school, my youngest said to me, “I have a sore throat & stuffy nose.”1
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »On the fifth day of school, my youngest said to me, “I have a sore throat & stuffy nose.”
And so it begins1 -
hyyy,
I blame you0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
I blame you
I’m use to it 🤷♂️0 -
hyyy
I for sure would have sent you a friend request if MFP weren’t doing maintenance right now0 -
Your boyfriend looks like a sasquatch and does not deserve you2
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Sqeeky bum time1
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Break ups suck3
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ecobratwurst wrote: »Your boyfriend looks like a sasquatch and does not deserve you
HAHA - I feel like this is def something that is said in the women's restroom when a girl is crying. Statement saved to notes
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hyyy,
WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH?0 -
❤️PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Break ups suck
I hope after a very little while you experience that glorious feeling of freedom and possibility0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH?
Fine, the blood of my enemies it is.0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH?
Breakfast1 -
Wascally_Wabbit wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »hyyy,
WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH?
Breakfast
Someone’s been paying attention❤️0 -
weakness: he can teach me how to hula hoop
Now that I think on it, is that terminology offensive? Do we just say hoop now? Body hoop? Wiggle hoop?0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »weakness: he can teach me how to hula hoop
Now that I think on it, is that terminology offensive? Do we just say hoop now? Body hoop? Wiggle hoop?
Jiggy jiggy Hoop0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »weakness: he can teach me how to hula hoop
Now that I think on it, is that terminology offensive? Do we just say hoop now? Body hoop? Wiggle hoop?
I have had "Buy hula hoop" on my todo list all week. Not even joking.1 -
I love when *kitten* like that happensitchmyTwitch wrote: »weakness: he can teach me how to hula hoop
Now that I think on it, is that terminology offensive? Do we just say hoop now? Body hoop? Wiggle hoop?
I have had "Buy hula hoop" on my todo list all week. Not even joking.
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weakness: if he’ll wear leather pants & bring me a pint0
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I’m not gonna make it today🥱1
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Wascally_Wabbit wrote: »
Her real job just started1
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