I need a sugar daddy

HeavyPetter
HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
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Now taking Applications!

Note: will need current a copy of your bank statement showing available balance.

1. Favorite Song
2. Favorite Movie
3. What's your best pick up line?
4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list
5. What is your employment status?
6. What makes you think you can afford me?
7. Do you love your mother?
8. What kind of car do you drive?
9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously?
10. Why should I pick you?
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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Howz about suga' momma? PLEEEEEAAAASE!
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    JAD - oh, girl, you look fabulous for 83! I'll take you up on the suga momma of course! When do I move into the penthouse?
  • SweetLilyR
    SweetLilyR Posts: 283 Member
    The two that I have are a LOT of fun!
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    The two that I have are a LOT of fun!

    You have TWO? I need to take notes from you hahaha
  • VoicelessRide
    VoicelessRide Posts: 395 Member
    I am very outgoing and open minded..love to get in the middle
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I think this is the best request of the day. All women should get a sugar daddy at graduation.
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    I just need to win the lottery! :-) ....Oh wait, you have to play to win! Bwahahaha
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    I'm poor I gotz nothing here....They're all yours DD
  • VoicelessRide
    VoicelessRide Posts: 395 Member
    I am very outgoing and open minded..love to get in the middle
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    I am very outgoing and open minded..love to get in the middle

    Dude settle down this is a mock thread...lolz someone's on the look out
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    I am very outgoing and open minded..love to get in the middle

    Dude settle down this is a mock thread...lolz someone's on the look out


    lmao. too funny.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    You are welcome

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  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    now we're talking
    I have 2.
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    Oh I like this guy!!! I had to Google Priapism ... too effing funny!!! Why should you pick me? hmmm....I do all my own nude scenes
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I am very outgoing and open minded..love to get in the middle

    Dude settle down this is a mock thread...lolz someone's on the look out
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    What are your qualifications to make me interested in applying?
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Meh. I had a couple in the past and in my experience sugar daddies are more needy than boyfriends. I'll stay poor and stick with a man who can get a woman on merits other than his wallet.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Well hello there! flirtysmile1.gif
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    Oh I like this guy!!! I had to Google Priapism ... too effing funny!!! Why should you pick me? hmmm....I do all my own nude scenes

    Good stuff on the nude scenes. No stunt double allowed. Gonna have to run this by the Harem. Nothing worse than a catty harem.
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    What are your qualifications to make me interested in applying?

    Oh I have magical powers: I can get wet without water and can make boneless meat hard. I also know the answer to why the chicken crossed the road and .. I like big butts so I cannot lie.
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    removed for the children.

    Aww...no fair .. that was great!!!

    Oh, and holla to Carl!! You know you can be my sugar daddy any time, hotstuff
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    How do you feel about a BAKERS dozen? :glasses:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Do you even lift?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    How do you feel about a BAKERS dozen? :glasses:

    I always keep an open mind. Do you play well with others?
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    What are your qualifications to make me interested in applying?

    Oh I have magical powers: I can get wet without water and can make boneless meat hard. I also know the answer to why the chicken crossed the road and .. I like big butts so I cannot lie.

    That's worth paying for cmon I can just watch magic shows on youtube for free
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    What are your qualifications to make me interested in applying?

    Oh I have magical powers: I can get wet without water and can make boneless meat hard. I also know the answer to why the chicken crossed the road and .. I like big butts so I cannot lie.

    That's worth paying for cmon I can just watch magic shows on youtube for free

    Okay, how about after seeing what I wear in the bedroom .. Victoria has no more secrets ... I like giving mouth hugs and havnig my hair pulled .. wait .. I thought I was supposed to be interviewing you?!
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    Do you even lift?

    Depends how you define "lift" :)
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    I'm cutting out sugar.

    Happy to just be a "daddy" though ;)

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