I need a sugar daddy

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I am neither a daddy, nor am I made of sugar, but I'd like to be considered for the position.

    ALLLLLL the positions actually.
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    I'm cutting out sugar.

    Happy to just be a "daddy" though ;)

    How about a Splenda Daddy then?
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    blech. I could never f**k an old man, no matter how many convertible pearl white maseratis with camel leather interior he bought me... Which is basically what it would take.:laugh:
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    I'm cutting out sugar.

    Happy to just be a "daddy" though ;)

    How about a Splenda Daddy then?

    So that would be like the same arrangement except you get Monopoly money :D
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    No money needs to be exchanged at all - penhouse suite, nice car .. you know ... anything that sparkles will do
  • Happy_10yr
    Happy_10yr Posts: 287 Member
    Howz about suga' momma? PLEEEEEAAAASE!

    Heck ya!!

    Let's hear it for a suga' momma!!

    qualifications
    net worth over one billion dollars and maintain an account for me that I have access to with a minimum balance of ten million dollars...

    The rest of it is ........................negotiable.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    No money needs to be exchanged at all - penhouse suite, nice car .. you know ... anything that sparkles will do
    I have something sparkly for you.

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  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
    I think this is the best request of the day. All women should get a sugar daddy at graduation.

    I agree with this.
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    No money needs to be exchanged at all - penhouse suite, nice car .. you know ... anything that sparkles will do

    Best I can do is a beach shack and a 1973 woody wagon with a surfboard on the roof.

    Things that sparkle???? Maybe the windows on the shack after you've cleaned them.

    Hey.....I'm only a Splenda Daddy remember?
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    How do you feel about a BAKERS dozen? :glasses:

    I always keep an open mind. Do you play well with others?

    I do, I really really do. :smokin:
  • patfriendly
    patfriendly Posts: 263 Member
    And what does the sugar daddy get?

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  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    If you were about 20 years younger maybe.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    Copy of Current Bank Statement: TONS OF $$$

    1. Favorite Song - The one I listen to the most
    2. Favorite Movie- The one I watch to the most
    3. What's your best pick up line? - The one that gets the women into bed with me.
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list - Continued on next page.
    5. What is your employment status? - Identifies if I work or am unemployed
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? - My mind
    7. Do you love your mother? - Sorry not from Arkansas...yuk!
    8. What kind of car do you drive? - A working one
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? - Yes
    10. Why should I pick you? - Cause I like it!
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    1. Favorite Song- Call Me Maybe
    2. Favorite Movie- Gigli ... Ben Affleck come on... he's Batman ;)
    3. Best Pick up Line.. - Susie, can you take off two of those plates so I can DL now
    4. medical conditions - MFP addiction. Intimacy issues
    5. Employment Status..- Just was given a primo used squeeze and I got a prime corner all picked out
    6. Why Can I Afford you - Mom said she wouldn't charge me rent
    7. Do I love my mother.. see #6
    8. Kind of Car.. 78 Ford Pinto - its the Bomb
    9. Have I been A sugar daddy before.. No but I offered a lil girl candy once, but that's another story and the statute of limitations is up next month
    10. Why you should pick me? - Promise to wipe hands after I pick elsewhere
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    If you were about 20 years younger maybe.

    I am a bambi eyed 21 year old Irish chick... how you doin Da?
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    If you were about 20 years younger maybe.

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  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
    1. Favorite Song- Call Me Maybe
    2. Favorite Movie- Gigli ... Ben Affleck come on... he's Batman ;)
    3. Best Pick up Line.. - Susie, can you take off two of those plates so I can DL now
    4. medical conditions - MFP addiction. Intimacy issues
    5. Employment Status..- Just was given a primo used squeeze and I got a prime corner all picked out
    6. Why Can I Afford you - Mom said she wouldn't charge me rent
    7. Do I love my mother.. see #6
    8. Kind of Car.. 78 Ford Pinto - its the Bomb
    9. Have I been A sugar daddy before.. No but I offered a lil girl candy once, but that's another story and the statute of limitations is up next month
    10. Why you should pick me? - Promise to wipe hands after I pick elsewhere

    haha .. love the mother won't charge you rent answer! How big is your .... room?
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    This is fabulous minus the "little" lover part :laugh:
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member
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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    1. Favorite Song .. Little Lover -- AC/DC
    2. Favorite Movie .. 9 1/2 Weeks
    3. What's your best pick up line? "Do you have change for a hundred?"
    4. Do you currently have any medical conditions that prohibit normal body functions or cause mental retardation? If so, please list . .. Priapism.
    5. What is your employment status? Retired after winning Largest Powerball payout in history.
    6. What makes you think you can afford me? Harem already consists of 11. Need a Dozen to get discount on 12 new homes.
    7. Do you love your mother? Yep.
    8. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. Limo driver does the driving of my Bentley Limo.
    9. Are you or have you currently been a "sugah daddy" for anyone previously? 11 Times.
    10. Why should I pick you? .. Why should I pick YOU?

    This is fabulous minus the "little" lover part :laugh:

    Listen to the lyrics again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp2q2K-QacY
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    removed for the children.

    Aww...no fair .. that was great!!!

    Oh, and holla to Carl!! You know you can be my sugar daddy any time, hotstuff

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  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    blech. I could never f**k an old man, no matter how many convertible pearl white maseratis with camel leather interior he bought me... Which is basically what it would take.:laugh:

    Not all "sugar daddies" have to be old... plenty of younger dudes who make lots of money, too!

    I mean. Not that I would know. :glasses:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Would love to but my wife says no. She is selfish like that.
  • tquill
    tquill Posts: 300 Member
    Applications go the other way for a sugar daddy worth having. Aspriing gold diggers are common, it's the gold that's uncommon.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    blech. I could never f**k an old man, no matter how many convertible pearl white maseratis with camel leather interior he bought me... Which is basically what it would take.:laugh:

    The trick is getting them old enough or in poor enough health so that they can't "perform." Then you don't have to worry about that. :wink:
  • HeavyPetter
    HeavyPetter Posts: 61 Member

    The trick is getting them old enough or in poor enough health so that they can't "perform." Then you don't have to worry about that. :wink:

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    blech. I could never f**k an old man, no matter how many convertible pearl white maseratis with camel leather interior he bought me... Which is basically what it would take.:laugh:

    The trick is getting them old enough or in poor enough health so that they can't "perform." Then you don't have to worry about that. :wink:

    How old is that, exactly? I need to know how much longer I have.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    i gotsta get through residency first

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