I need a sugar daddy

TheRealOrson

No money needs to be exchanged at all - penhouse suite, nice car .. you know ... anything that sparkles will do

Best I can do is a beach shack and a 1973 woody wagon with a surfboard on the roof.

Things that sparkle???? Maybe the windows on the shack after you've cleaned them.

Hey.....I'm only a Splenda Daddy remember?

Come on BD....this is a good deal......I promise.

jimmyjjohn

I always said that I wanted a sugar daddy..someone that just takes care of my bills..rent..etc.... Well I just realized I had one...and he is the universal manager...except he doesn't want sex from me ..or anything beneath me.. he just wants me to feel good and trust him....
Today I was in class..which was a GREAT DISTRACTOR and PUT ME WAY IN THE VORTEX....Because I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE TO LEARN....Something about binders,handouts,learning,networking, sitting in the front gets me all googly eyed...
So while on a break as this is an 8 hr class.. I decided to write a list to my sugar daddy.. I really didn't care how said items will be done or when they would be done..I just wanted it... so one thing on this list was...align a way for my internet bill to be taken care of because they were telling me you havent paid..and we will turn it off..due to be turned off tomorrow..well today found out they already turned it off.. ok no problem..I can go to my mom's or a coffee house to get online until I can pay...welll one of my clients that I write for also works for my internet carrier.... so today he clears my account.... which means my internet bill is taken care of.......man I felt great afterwards.....and just amazes me how the universe will just take care of whatever we need in great ways.. you know sometimes we may want money for said thing...but sometimes it's just GIVEN TO US....and we just smile and say thank ya....
Thank you SUGAR DADDY
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BrainyBurro

calm down ladies... there's plenty for everyone.

JumpinJill

Meh. I had a couple in the past and in my experience sugar daddies are more needy than boyfriends. I'll stay poor and stick with a man who can get a woman on merits other than his wallet.

Agree! They end up like puppy dogs just hanging around all the time even when you try and shoo them away. They can also get whiny and after awhile it's really not fun anymore, really. They are used to their money being their personality and don't have one of their own.

Rosplosion

No money needs to be exchanged at all - penhouse suite, nice car .. you know ... anything that sparkles will do

I have something sparkly for you.

We don't need any.

TheRealOrson

No money needs to be exchanged at all - penhouse suite, nice car .. you know ... anything that sparkles will do

I have something sparkly for you.

We don't need any.

They have self-lubing butts now????

TheRoadDog

Meh. I had a couple in the past and in my experience sugar daddies are more needy than boyfriends. I'll stay poor and stick with a man who can get a woman on merits other than his wallet.

Agree! They end up like puppy dogs just hanging around all the time even when you try and shoo them away. They can also get whiny and after awhile it's really not fun anymore, really. They are used to their money being their personality and don't have one of their own.

There are disadvantages for both the buyer and the seller.

TheRealOrson

If the guy is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year (in many cases) to keep the wheels greased.....I think he's entitled to expect some companionship.....if all he expected was sex, he could blast hookers everyday for a third of the cost.