Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    1)10/10
    2)9/10
    3)8/10

    :laugh:

    Bahahahahaha!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    1. Yes, I'd bang you.
    2. Sure I'll Kik you topless pics.
    3. I'm not a man.

    Haha, good stuff!
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    1. I like people
    2. I'm a people person
    3. People make me happy

    Pretty much!
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
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    1. I will never judge what you eat, EVER.
    2. Hey, it's OK--if you feel cleaning for 30 minutes is worth logging as an exercise, then I won't question it. Nor will I show my boyfriend and laugh about it with him.
    3. Water with a drop of Mio is still water, and will be counted as such.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Lies on the interwebs? ..... Nooooo!

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  • stephiehampshire
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    3. That I've had certain meals at certain times. What's logged as "breakfast" might have been consumed for lunch... If I skipped breakfast, had lunch and then had a snack at 3:30pm that snack will definitely be found under breakfast.

    Snap I dont lie on MFP as the only person I am cheating is myself, also I dont know anyone on here! so on Facebook I have to be super happy all the time or I get judged and talked about so I always censor myself, on here I can be totally honest because I have never met any of you face to face

    The only thing that isnt 100% truthful is what time of day I ate certain things, I plan a days worth of food and pack a lunch box, sometimes I eat it all in the morning and fill up on water in the afternoon sometimes I eat it all in the afternoon sometimes its spread out lol
  • mymonty
    mymonty Posts: 57 Member
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    Okay, since we're being honest, my 3 lies are:

    1. I NEVER eat after I hit my finished logging for the day
    2. I ALWAYS get in 8 glasses of water
    3. I NEVER indugle in the foods we got me here!

    LOL
  • Janice2Shakira
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    Always late to the parties:
    1) My name is totally Janice and I didn't just pick the most unattractive name from my childhood classmates
    2) I'm not in your forums, lurking your diaries, or judging you while I eat candy at work because I am totally not a hypocrite
    3) I don't need MFP encouragement, because, I got this
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
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    Yeah I don't lie.

    Never ever? So if you pop one jelly bean, you log it?

    What do you mean "one jelly bean"? Who eats just one? :huh: