Rock's Ultimate Guide to Super Fitness

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    What happens when its that Time Of the Month?

    Bleed everywhere.
    Eat chocolate.
    Bleed some more.
    Lift weights.
    After 7 days bloat is gone.

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    let me let you into a secret.....

    we also get repeatedly stabbed on a regular basis and don't die....

    women=superheroes
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    Won't I just get bulky?

    Yes you will, don't lift.

    What if I lift pink weights? Will they keep me from getting bulky?

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    What happens when its that Time Of the Month?

    Bleed everywhere.
    Eat chocolate.
    Bleed some more.
    Lift weights.
    After 7 days bloat is gone.

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    Yup, and there is the extra cardio benefit of fighting off all those bears we attract!

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    We call that "chum."

    Good for shark fish'n.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    What if lifting weights makes me poop myself?

    That reminds me I have to stop at Target on the way home.
  • rlinaresv
    rlinaresv Posts: 108
    Alex_is_Hawks,

    That was so hillarious. Thanks for sharing the secret. Frigging awesome hehehehehe
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    How to warm up: Lift weight light

    How to get stronger: Lift weights heavy

    How to gain muscle: Lift weights and eat more

    How to lose fat: Lift weights and eat less

    How to do cardio: Lift weights fast


    I'll open up the floor for questions.

    What if I want to lose fat and get stronger? Do I lift heavy food and eat less weights?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    What if lifting weights makes me poop myself?

    That reminds me I have to stop at Target on the way home.

    Might I suggest Costco for your pooping needs? They actually keep it clean!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    So what you're saying is I need to run more?

    Confusing message is confusing.
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    But what about those that want to loose weight? I read a lot about that.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    But what about those that want to loose weight? I read a lot about that.

    they need to eat more cauliflower
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    What happens when its that Time Of the Month?

    Bleed everywhere.
    Eat chocolate.
    Bleed some more.
    Lift weights.
    After 7 days bloat is gone.

    2cwwvb6.jpg

    Yup, and there is the extra cardio benefit of fighting off all those bears we attract!

    2efuivb.jpg

    Men truation?
  • jfrankic
    jfrankic Posts: 747 Member
    How to warm up: Lift weight light

    How to get stronger: Lift weights heavy

    How to gain muscle: Lift weights and eat more

    How to lose fat: Lift weights and eat less

    How to do cardio: Lift weights fast

    Perfection.
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    But what about those that want to loose weight? I read a lot about that.

    ^^ This and all that lose skin!! Ewww!!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I only have one question. Will you be my friend?
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    How to warm up: Lift weight light

    How to get stronger: Lift weights heavy

    How to gain muscle: Lift weights and eat more

    How to lose fat: Lift weights and eat less

    How to do cardio: Lift weights fast

    How to do other cardio: Sex

    I'll open up the floor for questions.

    Fixed.


    Legit.
    :love:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    IN for super fitness.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    What if lifting weights makes me poop myself?

    Lift weights and eat cheese.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    I don't think I understand. Can you please PM me an explanation of WHAT EXACTLY you meant by this?

    Also, I'm offended. Idk why or even understand the post, but I am butthurt as hhell.
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    But but but ......i don't wanna end up looking like a man
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    What if lifting weights makes me poop myself?

    correlation =/= causation

    Perfect love it!
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Thought this was going to be about Dwayne Johnson.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    But what about those that want to loose weight? I read a lot about that.

    they need to eat more cauliflower

    But not in the form of cauliflower. It needs to be pizza crust or ice cream.
  • skeo
    skeo Posts: 471 Member
    Thought this was going to be about Dwayne Johnson.

    yup. :embarassed:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    What if lifting weights makes me poop myself?

    Why not? Everything else does.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    But what do I wear?
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    But what do I wear?

    I vote for heels.

    Nope... just heels.

    :bigsmile: :wink:
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Thought this was going to be about Dwayne Johnson.

    yup. :embarassed:

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  • happydaze71
    happydaze71 Posts: 339 Member
    I'm not sure what you're saying... what I heard was weights, lift, heavy, something something.
    Won't this make me look like a man... surely your plan isn't for girls????!!!!!?????
    Have you got any other useful hints and tips? hehe :laugh:
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    Thought this was going to be about Dwayne Johnson.

    yup. :embarassed:

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    :heart:
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Thought this was going to be about Dwayne Johnson.

    yup. :embarassed:

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    :heart:

    I know, right!! :love: :love:

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