Question for the ladies

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
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If your knight came riding up to you, would it matter if he was in shining armor?

I mean seriously, he's a knight. Who cares what his armor looks like.
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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    He needs bling. I like shiny objects. The end.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Hmmmm .. that is something to ponder.
  • addictedtoskinny22
    addictedtoskinny22 Posts: 5 Member
    No my knight came up to me minus the shining armor but I still consider him my hero
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Does he look like Shrek underneath? Cuz I love Shrek.
  • heartflux
    heartflux Posts: 1
    Armor is over-rated. Who cares how shiny the plating is if the inside is rotten?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Armor is over-rated. Who cares how shiny the plating is if the inside is rotten?

    Awesome points ^^^
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  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Mine didn't have armour, nor a white steed; but a kilt and a 747 :wink:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    A knight in shining awesomeness is what is needed! :)
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Armor is over-rated. Who cares how shiny the plating is if the inside is rotten?

    Agree with this!!
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    My knight came riding in on his bike and spandex!:blushing:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    He needs bling. I like shiny objects. The end.

    Not the end. What if he knows how to make his princess smile....and moan?
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    Mine didn't have armor but he brought guns! I fell in love when I shot the AK-47 for the first time. The rest is history. (-:
  • Blondiegrl11
    Blondiegrl11 Posts: 458 Member
    The knight with the shiniest armor has done the least amount of brave or cool **** :wink:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    He needs bling. I like shiny objects. The end.

    Not the end. What if he knows how to make his princess smile....and moan?
    With his shiny object? Theeeeeeen, the end.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,148 Member
    Leather works for me.
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  • Quieau
    Quieau Posts: 428 Member
    OP, I think a lot of ladies spend their days trying to pry the armor OFF ... it would be nice if he showed up armorless ... !

    :wink:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    If I were a woman, I'd be wondering wtf he's doing riding around on a horse.
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  • Bebubble
    Bebubble Posts: 938 Member
    If he comes to your aid, as a damsel in distress. Then his armor will automatically shine. You can't take the shining armor away from a Knight at this point. So does it matter? I suppose so, otherwise he must not have aided you.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    What if he was naked?
    Naked while riding on a stallion? Sounds good.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    What if he was naked?
    Naked while riding on a stallion? Sounds good.

    Sounds painful.

    P.S. Horribly wussy thread.
  • cjcmrn
    cjcmrn Posts: 134 Member
    I prefer a knight, not shining though, a few *****s and scratches mean he has character
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    The knight with the shiniest armor has done the least amount of brave or cool **** :wink:

    Exactly. Basically, he's the guy who runs his mouth and lets all the other knights clean up his messes.
  • Cassaaaaandra
    Cassaaaaandra Posts: 184 Member
    As long as he isn't as dumb as box of rocks or have the personality of stick of celery, I'm good.
  • Adriam88
    Adriam88 Posts: 78 Member
    A knight in shining armor just means he's all show. I'd rather a knight in worn out dented up armor to prove he can hold his own & kick some serious butt :tongue:
  • cindyhoney2
    cindyhoney2 Posts: 603 Member
    Leather works for me.
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    Exactly! My knight was wearing leather and denim and I wouldn't have it any other way!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    If his armor is shining, he hasn't been using it. I want a man who's been through a few brawls.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I like shiny objects. And nakedness.
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I like some rough dirty armor... throw in a scar or two... maybe even a tattoo.... keep the pretty boys at home :wink:

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