Question for the ladies

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  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    My knight? Jedi.

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  • cganton
    cganton Posts: 2 Member
    As long as he isn't as dumb as box of rocks or have the personality of stick of celery, I'm good.

    hahaha. I've met some celery sticks myself.
  • julesyb1982
    julesyb1982 Posts: 136
    I'd wonder WTF a knight was doing in this day in age. I probably wouldn't care about the shining.
  • EmmaOnTrack
    EmmaOnTrack Posts: 425 Member
    I've never needed rescuing, so it wouldn't matter to me what he was wearing...cos he'd be someone else's knight.

    Still, for pure entertainment purposes I should like that someone else's knight to be riding a child's scooter and wearing nipple tassles..
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  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
    When I met my knight he rode up in the most beat up old Chevy Blazer imaginable. And no it didn't matter that it wasn't shiny. He was, and is my knight.
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    My knight already rode up, without shinning armor, which is fine w me! Now if only he would have taken off those clothes... LMAO! JK!!!
  • susieoj
    susieoj Posts: 181
    I agree with the lady who said she didn't need rescuing - I have my own damn horse and armor, he can go rescue someone else if he's looking for a helpless maiden lol ......besides I like a man with a more stable career that involves less daily risk of peril and a better retirement plan :)
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    If it was covered in blood would probably mean he was good at his job right?
  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
    no armor....cause when he comes home after a long hard day of knightly stuff (you know, slaying dragons and such) he's gonna make me clean the armor and I can't imagine that's an easy thing to clean cause I don't think they had the magic eraser back in knight times. He can wear jeans if he wants....or nothing, but that's impractical for him.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    What if he was naked?

    Naked guy on a horse riding down the beach calling himself my knight?

    Step 1: call cops
    Step 2: restraining order
    Step 3: stop eating the pretty mushrooms my kid found in the pine scrub.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member


    Exactly! My knight was wearing leather and denim and I wouldn't have it any other way!

    People who think leather clothing is sexy have never worn leather pants. Swamp *kitten* from a hard day of slaying dragons isn't sexy. :sick:
  • mmckee10
    mmckee10 Posts: 405 Member
    What if he was naked?

    Naked guy on a horse riding down the beach calling himself my knight?

    Step 1: call cops
    Step 2: restraining order
    Step 3: stop eating the pretty mushrooms my kid found in the pine scrub.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • bunnybutler29
    bunnybutler29 Posts: 291
    First of all a naked guy on a horse does sound painful and I don't think he will be of much use after riding naked. You can get chafed and bruised from regular riding so yeah he's gonna be out of service. Leather sounds nice also, but like the op said he might get "swamp *kitten*" his words not mine lol. It might be good eye candy.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    If his armor is still shining he clearly didn't work hard enough to get to me. He needs to try again and come back when his armor is covered in blood and ash.
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    My knight wears flannel and carhartt's.
  • boatyboat
    boatyboat Posts: 60 Member
    First I would have to steal the horse. If the horse was a rockstar...I have to go back to see if he had anymore horses.
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
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    People who think leather clothing is sexy have never worn leather pants. Swamp *kitten* from a hard day of slaying dragons isn't sexy. :sick:
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    This made me laugh!! :laugh:
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    What if he was naked?
    Naked while riding on a stallion? Sounds good.

    Sounds painful.

    P.S. Horribly wussy thread.

    And I'm watching DWTS while posting!!!

    I think there is some sort of mathematical law where these two things cancel each other out. So you should be good.
  • boatyboat
    boatyboat Posts: 60 Member
    Agreed. This is why I have chaps...no *kitten* means no swamp *kitten*...YAY.
  • okcat4
    okcat4 Posts: 224 Member
    With my luck, he' ll be all wrapped up in the armor and not a can opener in sight!
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Is he hot? :smokin:
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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    i'll take the blacksmith. they're strong, almost always well employed, and tend to stick around town.
  • PeriwinkleRobinson
    PeriwinkleRobinson Posts: 28
    Yes
  • TransientLife
    TransientLife Posts: 2
    Shiny isn't a requirement.......but a weapon is :P
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
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  • Colli78
    Colli78 Posts: 135
    Hell, at this point I'd take a knight wearing aluminum foil.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    He better be waving a wad of cash instead of a banner.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    i'll take the blacksmith. they're strong, almost always well employed, and tend to stick around town.
    You rang?
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