My boyfriend is SO unsupportive

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!

    She has probably dealt with this type of situation before. Obviously hers is the correct answer.
  • hisbeautifulangel
    hisbeautifulangel Posts: 91 Member
    Lmao. This whole thread... thanks for giving me some entertainment tonight :)
  • Carolw12
    Carolw12 Posts: 36 Member
    I could never stay with someone who said I was fat and ugly. That's emotional abuse. If you're staying then its your fault. Do you have kids with this guy? And what does he look like btw? Only a person with low self esteem would tolerate a guy treating them like that.
  • Donald_Dozier_50
    Donald_Dozier_50 Posts: 395 Member
    Pretty sure you didn't learn that from MFP. Just sounds like you are insecure. Or this is a fake post.

    My thoughts exactly
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    OK. So the plan is throw the ice cream at his junk, put it outside to melt all over his clothes and set the bed on fire.

    I think that's reasonable.

    Yep. Totally legit.
  • Donald_Dozier_50
    Donald_Dozier_50 Posts: 395 Member
    I could never stay with someone who said I was fat and ugly. That's emotional abuse. If you're staying then its your fault. Do you have kids with this guy? And what does he look like btw? Only a person with low self esteem would tolerate a guy treating them like that.

    She never said he said anything about her. That was her impression which I am sure not reality
  • 0somuchbetter0
    0somuchbetter0 Posts: 1,335 Member
    junk punch
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I could never stay with someone who said I was fat and ugly. That's emotional abuse. If you're staying then its your fault. Do you have kids with this guy? And what does he look like btw? Only a person with low self esteem would tolerate a guy treating them like that.

    wait . . . wut?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!

    She has probably dealt with this type of situation before. Obviously hers is the correct answer.
    I will go with the plans of those with experience, then. Arsenic sammich it is!

    (But I'm going to throw the ice cream at his junk, too, because that sounds like fun.)
  • CarehDomplin
    CarehDomplin Posts: 1 Member
    did you tell him how It made you feel. How would he like it if you complemented a HOT Guy in his presence? What a jerk!!!
  • lovelytanya87
    lovelytanya87 Posts: 20
    talk to him... in a nice way of course! :)
    sometime we imagine things that never happened!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Stop being the victim. Its your own fault. If you can't take the steps necessary to control your husbands wandering eye then you don't deserve him.
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    Turn the white bread into french toast, top with the ice cream, and all your worries about the cashier will be gone. He'll either be reminded of why he loves you or you'll be too busy loving the food he bought from the cashier to care.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Stop being the victim. Its your own fault. If you can't take the steps necessary to control your husbands wandering eye then you don't deserve him.

    ^^^^^THIS. Maybe you should wear slutty outfits and give him sex daily (sometimes 3 times a day). That would help most likely.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    double post
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Stop being the victim. Its your own fault. If you can't take the steps necessary to control your husbands wandering eye then you don't deserve him.

    ^^^^^THIS. Maybe you should wear slutty outfits and give him sex daily (sometimes 3 times a day). That would help most likely.
    So no ice cream to the junk? Can I do both?

    I know I've been a bad girlfriend. He wouldn't ever notice other women at all if I was better.
  • salsera_barbie
    salsera_barbie Posts: 270 Member
    Turn the white bread into french toast, top with the ice cream, and all your worries about the cashier will be gone. He'll either be reminded of why he loves you or you'll be too busy loving the food he bought from the cashier to care.

    OMG that just made me hungry!!!! ****Drooooolllllssss*****
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!

    She has probably dealt with this type of situation before. Obviously hers is the correct answer.
    I will go with the plans of those with experience, then. Arsenic sammich it is!

    (But I'm going to throw the ice cream at his junk, too, because that sounds like fun.)

    I would let him get a bite of the arsenic sandwich in and then throw the ice cream at his junk as hard as you can. This will probably cause vomiting which will possibly save his life. Not only will he learn his lesson, he will be indebted to you for not letting him die thus forming a tighter relationship bond in which you will be the only person he calls pretty ever again.
  • salsera_barbie
    salsera_barbie Posts: 270 Member
    every time I read "throw the ice cream at his junk" I can't help but literally LOL.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Stop being the victim. Its your own fault. If you can't take the steps necessary to control your husbands wandering eye then you don't deserve him.

    ^^^^^THIS. Maybe you should wear slutty outfits and give him sex daily (sometimes 3 times a day). That would help most likely.
    So no ice cream to the junk? Can I do both?

    I know I've been a bad girlfriend. He wouldn't ever notice other women at all if I was better.
    Do the sex 1st while in the slutty outfit and then the ice cream to the junk.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!

    She has probably dealt with this type of situation before. Obviously hers is the correct answer.
    I will go with the plans of those with experience, then. Arsenic sammich it is!

    (But I'm going to throw the ice cream at his junk, too, because that sounds like fun.)

    I would let him get a bite of the arsenic sandwich in and then throw the ice cream at his junk as hard as you can. This will probably cause vomiting which will possibly save his life. Not only will he learn his lesson, he will be indebted to you for not letting him die thus forming a tighter relationship bond in which you will be the only person he calls pretty ever again.
    OMG! Yes! The best relationship advice always comes from this place. I knew I was right to post here. You all understand.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    I say get with the cashier first FTW!!! xD
  • CMB1979
    CMB1979 Posts: 588 Member
    I was the cashier. I was in drag that day. Your bf isn't my type. I don't want to hug, kiss, wave, bang, spank, bite or hug him either. Now let me go back to my 800 calorie diet.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    CLEARLY, you should just break up.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I was the cashier. I was in drag that day. Your bf isn't my type. I don't want to hug, kiss, wave, bang, spank, bite or hug him either. Now let me go back to my 800 calorie diet.
    10/10 would bang.
  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!

    She has probably dealt with this type of situation before. Obviously hers is the correct answer.
    I will go with the plans of those with experience, then. Arsenic sammich it is!

    (But I'm going to throw the ice cream at his junk, too, because that sounds like fun.)

    I would let him get a bite of the arsenic sandwich in and then throw the ice cream at his junk as hard as you can. This will probably cause vomiting which will possibly save his life. Not only will he learn his lesson, he will be indebted to you for not letting him die thus forming a tighter relationship bond in which you will be the only person he calls pretty ever again.

    Ice cream needs to be frozen hard though. His junk should be hard too!! That will teach him!!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I think overanalyzing the situation and overreacting is the only way to handle this. If you let the ice cream melt maybe that will show him that you were upset.

    they hell you say!?!?! and waste perfectly good ice cream? :noway:

    use the bread to make him a sammich. with arsenic.
    Well ... that escalated quickly!

    She has probably dealt with this type of situation before. Obviously hers is the correct answer.
    I will go with the plans of those with experience, then. Arsenic sammich it is!

    (But I'm going to throw the ice cream at his junk, too, because that sounds like fun.)

    I would let him get a bite of the arsenic sandwich in and then throw the ice cream at his junk as hard as you can. This will probably cause vomiting which will possibly save his life. Not only will he learn his lesson, he will be indebted to you for not letting him die thus forming a tighter relationship bond in which you will be the only person he calls pretty ever again.
    OMG! Yes! The best relationship advice always comes from this place. I knew I was right to post here. You all understand.

    You know it. A MfP is better than a PhD any day
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I am an expert because: reasons. You must beat him at his own game. Is there a hot bag boy at the store you could hook up with? And make sure you sabotage his diet and fatten him up. Then, leave him before he can leave you. You win.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I am an expert because: reasons. You must beat him at his own game. Is there a hot bag boy at the store you could hook up with? And make sure you sabotage his diet and fatten him up. Then, leave him before he can leave you. You win.
    Yay! I love winning!

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