Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • EvelynBfly78
    EvelynBfly78 Posts: 240 Member
    Once a date told me "You have a nice *kitten*. It must be your genes." Not jeans, but genes. Those genes that I got from Mom & Dad.

    First & last date with that idiot!
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member
    Drunk guy to my date: " Your girlfriend is really fat but she has nice boobs, I want to touch them"

    Old Korean lady: "You lose weight. You not so fat anymore. Before you was soooooooo Fat"
  • River83
    River83 Posts: 10 Member
    I was asked how far along I was when I was gaining weight, then my ex's sister and mother made fun of my weight. Haha jokes on them I managed to lose the weight then they gained twice as much as I did so karma paid them back.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    I have COMPLETELY forgotten it.
  • _BlueGreyGreen_
    _BlueGreyGreen_ Posts: 943 Member
    "You looked so much better last year". Thanks Mom!
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    "You look like Janine Garafalo"
  • Coachbennysammysofie2
    Coachbennysammysofie2 Posts: 42
    "You look exactly the same, just bigger"
  • starseed777
    starseed777 Posts: 221 Member
    Old Korean lady: "You lose weight. You not so fat anymore. Before you was soooooooo Fat"
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    Priceless! This made me laugh so hard.
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  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
    wearying my own clothes for a school trip


    miss you look really nice, your actually wearing really cool clothes (it was the surprise in their voice)
  • killervogel5
    killervogel5 Posts: 24 Member
    "You're less fat than you used to be"...

    *le sigh*...
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  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
    ex-husband: "First time I married for looks, this time I'm married for personality."
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  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
    I've dated a few guys who have said almost the same thing. "I've been with a lot of girls. Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL girls. If I wanted a beautiful girl, I'd be with them. But I don't want to be with a beautiful girl. I want you."
  • LazPagz
    LazPagz Posts: 28 Member
    some of these are so harsh!!

    my favourites are:

    at a recent party and i was wearing a dress and makeup "oh wow, you're actually quite pretty"

    and when someone saw a picture of me and my boyfriend on facebook and asked who he was, i told them and they said "oh my god, but he's gorgeous!!!!"

    WTF?!!
  • MKEgal
    MKEgal Posts: 3,250 Member
    I think the worst I've got was being called "sturdy"... by a guy I was in bed with at the time.
    "You don't look like you weigh that much."
    I actually take that as a compliment. I look better than I should.
    I've had people argue with me that I'm not fat, or even not overweight.
    i immediately was reminded about how beautiful my wife looked in her dress when we got married 4yrs ago, but i couldn't bring myself to tell her because i was paranoid from reading this thread that my compliment would come across like she USED TO BE so beautiful.
    Try this:
    I remember how gorgeous you were in your wedding dress, and you've only gotten better since then.
    When I was pregnant, my British mother in law said "There she is, fatty, fatty, fatty"
    Seriously?!! Who says that to a pregnant woman.
    Nobody who wants to live. It's dangerous to say anything to a pregnant woman that might upset her. If she doesn't kill you outright, everyone around you will kill you for making her cry. (Which is real easy to do because hormones.)
  • hyg99
    hyg99 Posts: 354 Member
    I was told by a Nigerian colleague "you look very fat today", apparently a compliment as in her culture being fat makes you well off. She didn't get a Christmas card.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Any & all compliments on being a redhead when I had what I felt was very obviously dyed red hair.

    I don't know why that is SUCH an annoying thing to me. I love red hair on both men & women, and married a (real) redhead guy. But for some reason it makes me nuts when people DYE their hair red and then make comments about having a fiery temper because of their red hair and stuff like that. I went back to brunette partly for that reason!
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
    From a former coworker that I hadn't seen in several years "You used to be so attractive before you got huge".....Ummmm thanks...
  • prisonsong
    prisonsong Posts: 1
    This girl (talking to her friend) points at me (a lesbian lol) "See? This girl is thick. She aint no twig. She's gonna get herself a man. Men like big girls" It made me feel a bit awkward lol.
  • WildcatDeLalune
    WildcatDeLalune Posts: 74 Member
    Creepy French dude at halloween: "Hi what are you? (I take off my mask to see him) "You should leave the mask on all the time"

    Dafuq? I'm too hideous to look at in the day light?

    Or how about the guy who assumed I was a kid, that my husband was my dad, and gave me a candy bar.

    Qwa??? Creepers..
  • Pammeycakes55
    Pammeycakes55 Posts: 108 Member
    I''ve gotten the "really, you don't lookk that big", statement before.

    Also, "you''ve lost some weight, I can tell by your face"! :'(
  • Beautifulbridgittlee7
    Beautifulbridgittlee7 Posts: 352 Member
    Your too beautiful to be single, or your so thin, you can get into anorexic territory, not true at all.
  • HamptonPhoenix
    HamptonPhoenix Posts: 108 Member
    "No offense, but if you got down to your goal weight you'd have the perfect body."

    Looking at old pictures with my grandfather he said, "Oh, that's when you were a fatty."
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member

    and when someone saw a picture of me and my boyfriend on facebook and asked who he was, i told them and they said "oh my god, but he's gorgeous!!!!"

    WTF?!!

    My exhusband is extremely handsome with a very muscular build. When I met and married him I was over 300 pounds. I received more than one comments similar to yours, mostly from family.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I've dated a few guys who have said almost the same thing. "I've been with a lot of girls. Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL girls. If I wanted a beautiful girl, I'd be with them. But I don't want to be with a beautiful girl. I want you."

    ugh yeah that is HORRID, you should be with a guy who thinks YOU are the beautiful girl (and I hope you are with someone like that, now). I married a guy who would always make comments about "cheerleader type girls" which meant anyone thin and petite, basically, even if they were hideous in the face, missing teeth, whatever...I guess that was his goal in the past before marrying someone tall, fat & very curvy (me). Next time around, with my second husband, I married someone who loves big tall curvy women (thin or fat) and digs short hair and my specific brand of looks...it is SO MUCH BETTER that way!!!

    Funniest part is the guy who dug "cheerleader type girls" was 300 lb, short, looked like Drew Carey, and my current husband is tall and hot and fit.

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