How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

1PatientBear · October 2013

Go ahead. Tell me. I'll be brave.

miss_jessiejane · October 2013

Bear trap.

Melissa22G · October 2013

Shot in somewhere in Bumblefuk, GA next week.

1PatientBear · October 2013

Should've seen the damn bear trap coming!!!

@Melissa - beaten to death by rabid fans at her first tailgate

TheRoadDog · October 2013

too slow

DJMIKEY1 · October 2013

Eating too much cotton candy at the fair. Sugar overload.

Contrarian · October 2013

Choking on own vomit.

_noob_ · October 2013

heart disease or cancer

funforsports · October 2013

Smells poisonous flower.

joe_madre · October 2013

Roundup

Carissa145 · October 2013

You will be erased. @ contrarian LOL
@ madre, shearers

capnrus789 · October 2013

falling piano

funforsports · October 2013

Kids homework is too tough causing brain to explode

Cliffslosinit · October 2013

Choke on Penne pasta

ETA pasta...wouldn't want any confusion

miss_jessiejane · October 2013

erased

1PatientBear · October 2013

Tragic waterslide accident

mizpaden74 · October 2013

fall out of tree

43932452 · October 2013

Slip on a banana peel, banging head into a pole.

WeepingAngel81 · October 2013

boob suffocation. Tragic.

BrainyBurro · October 2013

runs slower than zombies

Contrarian · October 2013

Falling off a cliff and having a rock fall on top, because the tiny Acme parasol does not deflect the large rock.

whierd · October 2013

Cocaine overdose in a cheap motel after the guy who slipped on the banana peel bangs his head on her stripper pole while she was performing

SweetLilyR · October 2013

Falling out of an out of control amusement park ride

michael1976_ca · October 2013

in a zumba class

mizpaden74 · October 2013

writing about a zumba class

LauraMacNCheese · October 2013

Tragic waterslide accident

@ Miz - pole dancing mishap

CookNLift · October 2013

having her legs humped to death

capnrus789 · October 2013

Lavatory waste accidentally dumped from a 747 at 35,000 ft.

Contrarian · October 2013

Dragged to the fiery depths of hell by Cthulhu.

joe_madre · October 2013

You will be erased. @ contrarian LOL
@ madre, shearers

That sounds so dang pitiful, cold and painful.

JustYandy · October 2013

Choking on food when someone made him laugh food gets lodged

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