How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

1PatientBear

Go ahead. Tell me. I'll be brave.

miss_jessiejane

Bear trap.

Melissa22G

Shot in somewhere in Bumblefuk, GA next week.

1PatientBear

Should've seen the damn bear trap coming!!!

@Melissa - beaten to death by rabid fans at her first tailgate

TheRoadDog

too slow

DJMIKEY1

Eating too much cotton candy at the fair. Sugar overload.

Contrarian

Choking on own vomit.

_noob_

heart disease or cancer

funforsports

Smells poisonous flower.

joe_madre

Roundup

Carissa145

You will be erased. @ contrarian LOL
@ madre, shearers

capnrus789

falling piano

funforsports

Kids homework is too tough causing brain to explode

Cliffslosinit

Choke on Penne pasta





ETA pasta...wouldn't want any confusion

miss_jessiejane

erased

1PatientBear

Tragic waterslide accident

mizpaden74

fall out of tree

43932452

Slip on a banana peel, banging head into a pole.

WeepingAngel81

boob suffocation. Tragic.

BrainyBurro

runs slower than zombies

Contrarian

Falling off a cliff and having a rock fall on top, because the tiny Acme parasol does not deflect the large rock.

whierd

Cocaine overdose in a cheap motel after the guy who slipped on the banana peel bangs his head on her stripper pole while she was performing

SweetLilyR

Falling out of an out of control amusement park ride

michael1976_ca

in a zumba class

mizpaden74

writing about a zumba class

LauraMacNCheese

Tragic waterslide accident

@ Miz - pole dancing mishap

CookNLift

having her legs humped to death

capnrus789

Lavatory waste accidentally dumped from a 747 at 35,000 ft.

Contrarian

Dragged to the fiery depths of hell by Cthulhu.

joe_madre

You will be erased. @ contrarian LOL
@ madre, shearers

That sounds so dang pitiful, cold and painful.

JustYandy

Choking on food when someone made him laugh food gets lodged