How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

michael1976_ca

snake bite

drgmac

Blinded and burned from the neon glow of his polyester shirt. Who knew such a happy color could be so deadly?

Contrarian

Stroke from chiropractic neck manipulation.

WeepingAngel81

cat scratch fever

funforsports

Lost glasses and wonders off cliff

mizpaden74

creatnine overdose

Jersey_Devil

while logging your food diary, lightning hits your house, house isnt properly grounded... you get fried.

KoolKatJack93

buried alive somewhere in California

BrainyBurro

ebola

EddieHaskell97

Shot by Elmer Fudd, and **** Cheney

1PatientBear

lightning strike

funforsports

Picnic table collapse

mizpaden74

wild moose

danger2oneself2

Human sandwich induced suffocation

mizpaden74

for myself - bickered to death - peace out

1PatientBear

smothered with a couch cushion

AyeCorona

tortured by evil circus clown

funforsports

Killed by Iowa State coach after he goes after all Texas fans.

MuscleAndMascara

by crazy x girlfriend.... oooo

1PatientBear

hair dryer caught fire

HealthWoke0ish

Someone took away his/her right to Bear arms...and now he/she can't feed himself. Starvation.

happythermia

spontaneous combustion

joe_madre

@jz
Shot by police in the midst of a 'roid rage

A_nonymous2

@joe - Sasquatch attack.

sub10orbust

drunk driving

karl39x

Barbell falls on you and crushes throat.

Stump_Likker

gets erased

sub10orbust

Barbell falls on you and crushes throat.

jokes on you i dont bench press

LauraMacNCheese

mobbed by a sea of hormone-crazed women

TheRealOrson

Legs already go all the way to heaven.....