How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

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  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    In a freak accident on the tilt-a-whirl.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    a tainted batch of Iron City beer
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    He will be kicked in the head by a mule.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    Snake bite!
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    Will be crushed by a semi full of grape Crush.
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    Force fed 10 pounds of kettle corn by a masochistic baker's dozen of female pirates with eating disorders.
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Took sexual domination too far
  • A_nonymous2
    A_nonymous2 Posts: 366 Member
    Slip and Fall - Culprit, too much baby oil...
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Slip and Fall - Culprit, too much baby oil...

    but it's sweat...I sweat I don 't oil up for pics
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    .
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    you leaned too far back on your bar stool and hit your head on the creepy and stinky rednecks steal toe boot, that was smelling your hair behind you at the bar
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    Slip and Fall - Culprit, too much baby oil...

    but it's sweat...I sweat I don 't oil up for pics

    Die of dehydration
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Slip and Fall - Culprit, too much baby oil...

    but it's sweat...I sweat I don 't oil up for pics

    Die of dehydration

    You just look like your innocently awaiting a snipers bullet or assassination by gun with little red laser...either way your getting shot :P
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    Shock when he showed uo for what he thought was a Chippendale's party but instead found it was a Tupperware party hosted by the local PTO.
  • Carissa145
    Carissa145 Posts: 604 Member
    an angry swordsman
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    Went into the wrong house when trick or treating.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    By Huck on Scandal . U planned a covert mission and the gladiators found out!!
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Was taking part in a Human Pyramid when it collapsed.
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    Eaten by a circus lion.
  • NordicAlien
    NordicAlien Posts: 110 Member
    Failed to pass on a chain letter. (You look like the type who'd ignore them.)
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
    Failed to pass on a chain letter. (You look like the type who'd ignore them.)

    You would be correct.




    Dissected by Aliens aboard the mothership.
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    Ingesting a green potato chip... you seem the adventurous type.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    One word: Sharknado
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    nutter:
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  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Torture by means of Crucifixion muhahahaha
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    nutter:
    M36Sj51.jpg

    I'm kind of a germophobe so I wouldn't hide in the sewer.

    You: hit by a streetsweeper while heroically trying to say an old lady from the same fate.
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Asphyxiation by being stuffed into a Volkswagen bug.
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    He will choke to death on an over ripe banana.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Black Friday shopping.
  • HeyImMarcus
    HeyImMarcus Posts: 169
    She'll get abducted by aliens tonight in her sleep and never to be seen again.

    I can confirm I was aliens.

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