How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

blackcloud13

Victim of a mob hit - they get the wrong Tyson!

nixivixxCHANGED

hit in the head by a golf ball

marvybells

attacked by vicious mutated laser eyed squirrels in the forest

squidinkpen

falling into a vat of pancake batter, while battling the forces of darkness

metaphoria

Opens an airplane emergency exit hatch for funsies.

squidinkpen

Dragged away by large tentacles after front door key accidentally unlocks portal to alternate dimension

Tysonlovesweights

overdoses on harry potter movies......attempts to cut off own nose and bleach skin to look like voldemort.......fails

countrygirlfresh01

a building is going to fall on him :P

ALW65

@Michael1976 - Ink poisoning after falling asleep with notebook and pen - rigorous dieting lead to dream that pen was a celery stalk and ate it

countrygirlfresh01

eaten by a dog

1990sophia1990

There's a cowboy shoot down and you try to save your lovers life by stepping front of him and taking the bullet for him :O

jerendeb

Chokes on teeth after becoming meth addict to lose more weight.

BrainyBurro

apparently, everyone above me will meet their demise due to high fructose corn syrup, at least according to the sugarphobes in that other thread...

:frown:

Jonesingmucho

Brain-slurping bacteria...
x weeps for the Burro x

angelique_redhead

Riding with a drunk driver. I'd prefer to see her go healthy and from old age.

countrygirlfresh01

shark attack

mister_universe

Chasing cars like a puppy

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

Fat Boy will squash him during a game of racquetball.

countrygirlfresh01

@ mister U I put on my wonder woman outfit and knock his head off

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

I'll poison her for skipping me.