looking for some freaky friends

ILoveTheBrowns

i need a girl to teach me how to be freaky and kinky.....hands on teaching...with visual aids

beepermad

...the **** is going on in here?

whierd

no exact definition, anything kinky, pervey, freaky, fascinating, ya know

I'm a married lady too ;-)

I think I will pass...

Best of luck though.

TheSlorax

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

arghbowl

I fetch my mail in my tight undies on a busy intersection. Does it count?

This just made me laugh out loud in my office. Thank you for that.

Sorry, not really freaky unless you count being super flexible as such...

Proof?

TheSlorax

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

Nope. No sarcasm. I admire your efforts there. :flowerforyou:

da_bears10089

GoRunNow74

yes

PolkaDot_Princess

loving this thread, i knew you wouldn't disapoint!

PolkaDot_Princess

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

and look at that mama we were already friends! I guess it was meant to be

ldrosophila

like golden showers on your face freak or pink furry hand cuff freak?

NYactor1

That's what MFP is for...my freaky pal, right? Application is in the mail!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

Nope. No sarcasm. I admire your efforts there. :flowerforyou:

As do I :drinker:

ANDRE_DOE

Just recently separated so Im down for whatever

dbmata

apply within :-)

define the process of applying "within"

send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

admit it... you're jealous!

That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.

Jacwhite22

Just recently separated so Im down for whatever

How YOU doin? You don't mind being the little spoon right? :flowerforyou:

TheSlorax

finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

Awww. I'd have taken you long ago. Even more so after your valiant efforts in the shutdown thread.

I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. my meter is broken from derp today

Nope. No sarcasm. I admire your efforts there. :flowerforyou:

As do I :drinker:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

apply within :-)

define the process of applying "within"

send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

admit it... you're jealous!

That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.

I bet she loved the raging UTI she got too!